Dickweed

Someone who is a walking ick, and a big fat liar, and treats people like trash, it wouldn’t be surprising if they had weeds growing down there.

“I hate Lincoln hes such a dickweed”

“David is the biggest dickweed of all dickweeds”

by hauntinggemini January 10, 2024

Dickweed

It's an insult to call someone if they are being a funky faggot x2.

them: BRO YOUR SO BAD AT THIS GAME!

me: Whatever dickweed.

by Epstines Noose December 19, 2019

Dickweed

A person who is being an asshole, but you love them anyways, which is why you call them a combination of your two favorite things, dick and weed.

"Charlie stop being a dickweed"

"Stfu you know you love me"

"Yeah you right"

by feminism101 December 9, 2018

Dickweed

The six grade teacher mr Cary the most obnoxious human being in the whole entire fucking word

Or if you chop a dick off then stuff it with weed and smoke it

Pass the dickweed

by Dick inthusiest December 14, 2018

Dickweed

a girl named Juliet

Let's go kick it at Dickweed's house.

by scrodumcheecksinternational May 15, 2023

Dickweeds

the disgusting, smelly dread like hair that grows around the groin region when you don't wash your already unkempt long ball hairs

that dude needs a shower and a hedge trimmer, i can smell the dickweeds from here

by TheRealJackMFPanther December 24, 2020

dickweed

When you are skinny-dipping in a lake and get random weeds in your bush.

"Look, Mark's gotta gnarly case of the dickweed right now!"

by Handlebarmustache91 June 12, 2020