Dickweed

Someone who is so icky and dicky that u wouldn’t be surprised if they had weeds tangled down there.

“Lincoln is such a dickweed for what he did, literally a walking ick”

“David is a dickweed”

by hauntinggemini January 07, 2024

Dickweed

A person who is being an asshole, but you love them anyways, which is why you call them a combination of your two favorite things, dick and weed.

"Charlie stop being a dickweed"

"Stfu you know you love me"

"Yeah you right"

by feminism101 December 09, 2018

Dickweed

The action of Cumming on a pack bowl of weed and smoking it.

"Hey dickweeding is so tasty!"

by Thetank662 May 19, 2019

Dickweed

It's an insult to call someone if they are being a funky faggot x2.

them: BRO YOUR SO BAD AT THIS GAME!

me: Whatever dickweed.

by Epstines Noose December 20, 2019

Dickweed

A totally useless, hurtful pedophile, molester, and child abuser who causes pain and suffering to everyone around them for his or her selfish gains and comfort.

Dickweed: Hoanh Hon is a dickweed because he is as useless as they come because he likes to ask children under ten years old about their penis and groin area and once he is done with his pedophilic activity, he sits at the kitchen table to smoke and drink tea all day.

by Honorable Hoanh July 06, 2022

Dickweed

Little penises (about chode length) but also thin, that grow out of cracks in the sidewalk.

Chester: how’d you break your arm??
qay: I tripped on a dickweed

by Qaylord July 26, 2018

Dickweed

That one type of guy that has an ego bigger than his dick, theres always a dickweed.

Guy 1 “Fuckin dickweed,”

Guy 2 “The hell does that mean?”

Guy 1“Im not explaining it,”

by Veeve June 07, 2023