Dickslexia

Dyslexia but you're tripping balls: your muscles spaz out when you laugh

Character 1: damn bro zero went from shit to a hundred

Character 2: Dickslexia AHAHAHAHAHA ughhhh my body hurts

Character 1: from what ?

Character 2: idk my body's just spazzing out and my muscles hurt

by Wang leeeeehom October 29, 2025

Diplomat with dicklomat

When you meet a diplomat who you know is going to give you that good pipe.

“ when I went to the french embassy, I met with my sneaky link to get that diplomat with dicklomat”

by clapemcheeks November 4, 2021