Dickweed

That one type of guy that has an ego bigger than his dick, theres always a dickweed.

Guy 1 “Fuckin dickweed,”

Guy 2 “The hell does that mean?”

Guy 1“Im not explaining it,”

by Veeve June 6, 2023

Dickweed

Someone who is so icky and dicky that u wouldn’t be surprised if they had weeds tangled down there.

“Lincoln is such a dickweed for what he did, literally a walking ick”

“David is a dickweed”

by hauntinggemini January 7, 2024

Dickweed

Someone who is a walking ick, and a big fat liar, and treats people like trash, it wouldn’t be surprising if they had weeds growing down there.

“I hate Lincoln hes such a dickweed”

“David is the biggest dickweed of all dickweeds”

by hauntinggemini January 10, 2024

dickweed

a friend who is stupid when some one is addressing them

teacher:(fake name) joey shut up now

joey: whos she talkin to?

Friend: you dickweed

by yeyebrother24 January 15, 2024

Dickweed

a girl named Juliet

Let's go kick it at Dickweed's house.

by scrodumcheecksinternational May 15, 2023

Dickweed

A person who is being an asshole, but you love them anyways, which is why you call them a combination of your two favorite things, dick and weed.

"Charlie stop being a dickweed"

"Stfu you know you love me"

"Yeah you right"

by feminism101 December 9, 2018

Dickweed

The six grade teacher mr Cary the most obnoxious human being in the whole entire fucking word

Or if you chop a dick off then stuff it with weed and smoke it

Pass the dickweed

by Dick inthusiest December 14, 2018