Dickweed

A totally useless, hurtful pedophile, molester, and child abuser who causes pain and suffering to everyone around them for his or her selfish gains and comfort.

Dickweed: Hoanh Hon is a dickweed because he is as useless as they come because he likes to ask children under ten years old about their penis and groin area and once he is done with his pedophilic activity, he sits at the kitchen table to smoke and drink tea all day.

by Honorable Hoanh July 6, 2022

Dickweed

Someone named "WerewolfOfWallSt"

this guy is a dickweed

by LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLW January 18, 2021

Dickweed

A person who is being an asshole, but you love them anyways, which is why you call them a combination of your two favorite things, dick and weed.

"Charlie stop being a dickweed"

"Stfu you know you love me"

"Yeah you right"

by feminism101 December 9, 2018

Dickweed

a girl named Juliet

Let's go kick it at Dickweed's house.

by scrodumcheecksinternational May 15, 2023

Dickweeds

the disgusting, smelly dread like hair that grows around the groin region when you don't wash your already unkempt long ball hairs

that dude needs a shower and a hedge trimmer, i can smell the dickweeds from here

by TheRealJackMFPanther December 24, 2020

dickweed

a friend who is stupid when some one is addressing them

teacher:(fake name) joey shut up now

joey: whos she talkin to?

Friend: you dickweed

by yeyebrother24 January 15, 2024

dickweed

When you are skinny-dipping in a lake and get random weeds in your bush.

"Look, Mark's gotta gnarly case of the dickweed right now!"

by Handlebarmustache91 June 12, 2020