dick cheesecake

a cheesecake comprised solely of dick/ball cheese.

"For a million dollars would you eat a dick cheesecake?"

"With that uncircumcised shit, it wouldn't take you long to make a dick cheesecake."

by jessie hxc March 16, 2008

dick cheese

when you jizz and you leave the jizz on the top of your dick or u dont wiope it all off the next time you look at your dick u will have dick cheese also know as dried up dick crustys on your tip

chris was jackin it like a beast and when he was done he was so tried he went to sleep in the middle of the night he got up to take a piss he notice that there was dried up jizz crustys on his head. ooo no chris has dick cheese.

by jordan leveille/chris hall/eddy apice June 21, 2007

Dick Cheese

dried up siemen from not washing afta blowing ya load.

u pull back ya skin to find dirty stilton cheese on ya helmet.

Baby bell cheeseball

by James November 14, 2004

Dick Cheese

When somebody licks your balls and it makes a cheddar cheese substance come out your urethra and it looks like cheese

John- Man you didn't clean up the at dick cheese
Bob- I like it

by I Am Kelpy G January 27, 2017

Dick Cheese

dick cheese is when the crease between your balls and thighs smell.

"oi fam you ave dick cheese"

by IoFudgeManoI December 11, 2018

Dick cheese

Dick Cheese

Dick Cheese

by oatt April 22, 2021

dick cheese

A particulary cliched and irrelovent local radio presenter.

Gooooooooood morning, I'm Dick Cheese.

by James April 19, 2004