Occurs when you have nip out of a meeting to take a piss, except during the piss a shit comes on and you have slope off into the shithouse; which in turn causes a shite delay in returning to the meeting.
Sorry i'm late boss, i went for a piss which turned into a shit; i'm really sorry for the shite delay
by griggy July 6, 2011

When someone has input delay it means they are a little slow and it can take them up to 5 to 10 seconds to think of how to complete even the most basic of tasks.
"hey why is Noah standing staring into the back of the car"
"oh he has input delay he's thinking of what he opened it for, watch he'll just look then close it again"
"oh he has input delay he's thinking of what he opened it for, watch he'll just look then close it again"
by RATZGETPHAT December 3, 2020

by Time_crashed September 5, 2020

When a person in an ER waiting room has to wait long enough to be seen, they get frustrated, and realize just how 'not sick' they are and storm out of there, only to call their doctor to get in to be seen, like they should have done in the first place.
The patient with cold symptoms had to wait 2 hours to be seen in the ER, and left after the therapeutic delay cured them.
by wordelder April 11, 2011

n. When one delays their time of departure for fecal matter from the anal terminal due to unavoidable circumstance.
by poopypants9000 November 22, 2011

A common occurence when speaking to one's father, involving the father leaving a large pause after being asked a question. This is more common in elderly parents.
Bill: Tom, is your dad OK? He's just staring off into the distance...
Tom: Oh he's fine, its just the transdadlantic delay kicking in. He'll answer in a minute.
Tom: Oh he's fine, its just the transdadlantic delay kicking in. He'll answer in a minute.
by Bosw04k April 12, 2010

Excess time spent in an airplane bathroom leading other passengers to think that you were making a stinky. Typically any time over 3 minutes for a male and any time over 10 minutes for a female.
I got hung up in the bathroom trying to squeeze out an air biscuit and the hot girl sitting next to me picked up on my dump delay. It looks like, I'll be joining the Mile High Club solo.
by Monkey Mcluvin January 22, 2009
