Jonathan Dave Samuel

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.He has great hair and is muscularstrong.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.

"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"

"JonathanDave Samuel, i need one of them"

Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.

Damn},look at that guy so cool and sexy he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel.

by ghfyb1234 February 9, 2022

pull a Dave Seville

To accidentally exit a residence without an important item, especially pants.
A reference to the movie Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007).

My faulty alarm clock almost caused me to pull a Dave Seville this morning.

by meluvcheese August 21, 2024

```Doctor Sparta `~` Seven Seas <ContrabandUvilada> Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video)`~`

```Doctor Sparta `~` Seven Seas <ContrabandUvilada> Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video)`~`

```Doctor Sparta `~` Seven Seas <ContrabandUvilada> Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video)`~`

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

dave grohl special

When you go into the bathroom and nut into toilet paper then give it to your girlfriend or wife to rub on herself.

Hey babe you wanna dave grohl special

by Batmans_Toe January 12, 2023

Dave Angus Syndrome

"Dave Angus Syndrome" is when a man develops a full pair of breasts often referred to as "moobs" or "Davangus Moobaloids". The condition is more common amongst gingers, and usually brings on bouts of denial, with most sufferers claiming to have "pecs" due to all the "pumping iron"

"Man I woke up this morning with a couple of DD's"

"Damn, I think you must have Dave Angus Syndrome"

by Jarmeister November 28, 2011

dave and steve

The dynamic duo of douchebags. They both suck and everyone hates them. They can't get laid for their lives. If you are caught seen with them you are question about your sexuality.

Dave and Steve are total tools and everyone knows it. They can't live without each other.

by The Preacher of truth December 24, 2013

dave the sesh lord

God

Praise Dave The Sesh Lord

by IfYouReadThisUHaveTheBigGay May 9, 2019