A majestic, yet conservative, fun sized pickup truck. Although its size may not appear to have power, a Danger Ranger's performance outputs more speed and precision driving than any sports car on the market. A Danger Ranger's capabilities makes any driver believe any vehicle deemed passable, even the heftiest fuel tanker.
Man 1: Hey there ladies, want a ride?
Woman 1: Nice truck what kind is that?
Man 1: A fast one.
Woman 2: Good gracious, this fine gentleman is one dangerous fellow.
Man 1: All aboard the Danger Ranger!
Woman 1: Nice truck what kind is that?
Man 1: A fast one.
Woman 2: Good gracious, this fine gentleman is one dangerous fellow.
Man 1: All aboard the Danger Ranger!
by 0M3R K4RD4N4L May 27, 2016
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Famously quoted and pioneered by XXXTENTACION, which is his primary nickname. #RipX
Famously quoted and pioneered by XXXTENTACION, which is his primary nickname. #RipX
Female - So how big is your dick?
Male - Pretty big
Female - Like what's the length?
Male - I'd say like 7 or 8 inches.
Female - Okay, but what about the width?
Male - I would say 1 or 2 inches.
Female - Well okay Young Dagger Dick.
Male - Pretty big
Female - Like what's the length?
Male - I'd say like 7 or 8 inches.
Female - Okay, but what about the width?
Male - I would say 1 or 2 inches.
Female - Well okay Young Dagger Dick.
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1. To engage in any type of sexual activity in the presence of other people, risking the danger of being caught.
2. First base, second base, third base, and/or home plate activities done near people, whether in public (but concealed) or in private, thereby endangering that activity to discovery.
2. First base, second base, third base, and/or home plate activities done near people, whether in public (but concealed) or in private, thereby endangering that activity to discovery.
by Little Birdie December 28, 2007
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The lady from the 1st floor got a nasty suprise when she opened the door to Greg having a George Michael Danger Wank!
by OwenFrankland January 23, 2008
Get the George Michael Danger Wank mug.A danger piss is the art of taking a piss, not only in public, but at a high risk of being caught. The riskier it is, the more bad-ass it is.
dude 1: i was out with my gf last night...and i had to piss...
dude 2: you didn't take a danger piss did you?
dude 1: yah.... so when we were in front of her parents house, she had to get something out of the car, so i pulled down my pants and let loose on the family dog
dude 2: you get caught?
dude 1: nope
dude 2: epick!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dude 2: you didn't take a danger piss did you?
dude 1: yah.... so when we were in front of her parents house, she had to get something out of the car, so i pulled down my pants and let loose on the family dog
dude 2: you get caught?
dude 1: nope
dude 2: epick!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by greymaster3 December 4, 2011
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by civil_unrest June 14, 2004
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First of all, for this to happen, an event so deserving of punishment must have happened that will make grown men cry.
Secondly, the venue must be agreed on.
Thirdly, the number of press ups must be agreed. (no higher than 20)
Fourthly, the defendant must take off all their items of clothing (hats and scarves are allowed to be on)
Fifthly, the defendand must ring the doorbell of the venue.
Sixthly, the defendant must complete the press ups, even if the occupants of the vene answer the door.
Seventhly, all of you run away so fast.
..Because exercise just isn't the same with your clothes on.
First of all, for this to happen, an event so deserving of punishment must have happened that will make grown men cry.
Secondly, the venue must be agreed on.
Thirdly, the number of press ups must be agreed. (no higher than 20)
Fourthly, the defendant must take off all their items of clothing (hats and scarves are allowed to be on)
Fifthly, the defendand must ring the doorbell of the venue.
Sixthly, the defendant must complete the press ups, even if the occupants of the vene answer the door.
Seventhly, all of you run away so fast.
..Because exercise just isn't the same with your clothes on.
by tickle66 April 21, 2010
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