a piece of human feces so large that it does not even move when the toilet is flushed. in most cases requires removal with a small garden shovel. plungers are rendered useless in a case of a bowl choker.
by alan steel October 17, 2008
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Tying a belt or a tie to a hook or bar and then putting it around your neck , lean into it to reduce circulation to the head, shove a finger up your butt and away you go, thats having a chokey pokey bum wank!
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After three beef and bean burritos, Mieke, the one with the big cans, checked into the poo-house to drop a filthy, steaming duce. Much to her shocked amazement, for the first time in her young life, she managed to choke the bowl. Bursting with pride, she called Johny Cakes, the plumber, who was not amused.
by pooh master March 6, 2009
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Usually used to describe a very talented person who fails under pressure.
Alex Rodriguez is a choke artist in clutch situations.
Alex Rodriguez is a choke artist in clutch situations.
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by closerdown January 2, 2010
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