A "Crimson Mushroom" is given to an unsuspecting person by removing one's flaccid penis from one's trousers and slapping said penis across the cheek, forehead, eye socket or other impressionable area of the body (preferably the face) so as to cause a large, red, mushroom shaped outline on the recipient.
by Crank Johnson August 12, 2008
Get the Crimson Mushroommug. A punk/thrash band (Est 2002) settled in the little Suburb of Oyster Bay. Its original members were:
FooL - Lead Guitar/Backing Vocals
MoRPHiNe - Drums/Lead Vocals
Their was no bassist
MoRPHiNe was the song writer and played covers by Peter And The Test Tube Babies and a few of his own songs. Sadly the band never took off due to FooLs move to Washington. MoRPHiNe had awaited new members for a band but has found no one sick enough to take the part. MoRPHiNe left the band behind in the Summer of 2005 after FooLs departure.
Fact: The bands name was based off their thoughts on what would happen if you slashed someones head off.
FooL - Lead Guitar/Backing Vocals
MoRPHiNe - Drums/Lead Vocals
Their was no bassist
MoRPHiNe was the song writer and played covers by Peter And The Test Tube Babies and a few of his own songs. Sadly the band never took off due to FooLs move to Washington. MoRPHiNe had awaited new members for a band but has found no one sick enough to take the part. MoRPHiNe left the band behind in the Summer of 2005 after FooLs departure.
Fact: The bands name was based off their thoughts on what would happen if you slashed someones head off.
Sam: Yeah...Crimson Floods done
Alex: You think MoRPHiNe still wants to jam?
Sam: Nah man...FooL and him were like brothers...besides...he can't bring back a band that never made it.
Alex: You think MoRPHiNe still wants to jam?
Sam: Nah man...FooL and him were like brothers...besides...he can't bring back a band that never made it.
by MoRPHiNe December 29, 2006
Get the Crimson Floodmug. When a chick is on the rag, on her heaviest day, you begin by sodomizing her. At first very slowly, while giving her a reach-around and flicking her clit until she is almost ready to cum. You then pull out and drive home in her kooter, which should by all means ignite an orgasm on her part, thus tightening her kooter around your shaft and sending the back pressure of her juices, and I do mean all of them at this point back upon your shaft, thighs and balls. This is known as the classic Crimson Gusher.
by Captain Hungwell May 3, 2004
Get the Crimson Gushermug. Mike: How'd things go last night with that sea cow from the bar?
Jimmy: Excellent, turned off the lights, commenced fingerblasting, then threw in the crimson switch.
Mike: That's deplorable.
Camille: That is NOT your finger!
Jimmy: Excellent, turned off the lights, commenced fingerblasting, then threw in the crimson switch.
Mike: That's deplorable.
Camille: That is NOT your finger!
by know13dge May 27, 2010
Get the crimson switchmug. WoW guild, situated on Defias Brotherhood (EU). The lesbo crew managing the guild always makes sure their pussies never run out of sand.
The phrase is consequently used to describe a situation where hell would be a preferred place to be.
The phrase is consequently used to describe a situation where hell would be a preferred place to be.
by Björn Brunstig October 23, 2006
Get the Crimson Gauntletmug. Having sex with a girl who is currently on her period and producing a quite nasty result.
Incidentally, also the name of the transit system at the University of Alabama.
Incidentally, also the name of the transit system at the University of Alabama.
Peggy-Sue warned me about the dangers of having sex while she was on her period, but after I talked her into it. We went on the crimson ride and soon thereafter on my bed lay a crimson tide.
by reti323 September 28, 2009
Get the Crimson Ridemug. A woman's period. Often used in the phrase "riding the crimson tide" -- which can mean "having one's period" or "having sex with a woman who has her period"
by TechnoZombie September 19, 2003
Get the crimson tidemug.