$crim

The stuff that grows on the dogshit stuck to the bottom of your shoes.

Man, that guy over there talking about killing himself is a straight $crim.

by NFG.Crash March 29, 2024

crim

Someone who's so hot

Girl : omg crim is so hot 🥵🥵
Crim : ikr

by crimsun June 16, 2022

Crim

Crim is a mixture of the words “cry” and “cum”. Usually used in a comedic sense.
Past tense: Crimmed
Present tense: Crimming, crims.
Future tense/general: Crim

Person 1: Babe, it’s time for your daily ball busting
Person 2: Awe baby I’m ready to crim.

by KISSINGBUFFMEN October 13, 2022

Crim

(noun, verb, adjective, interjection, title, expression of awe)

Definition:
Crim is the essence of power, chaos, or lowkey genius. It’s what you say when something hits hard, goes off the rails, or somehow makes money, pain, and hustle look hot. It’s neutral by nature — the act can be shady or glorious — but it’s always massive.

Meanings include:

A boss move

A crime-adjacent flex

A mistake so bold it circles back to being smart

Something stupid that worked

Money being made in a morally gray way

“Dude I convinced this guy to pay me $500 to delete his own website. That’s a fuckin’ crim.”

“I just raw dogged my taxes with TurboTax AI. Real crim hours.”

“You see that burnout into the creek? Crim activity.”

“Crim.” (simply said with reverence)

by The Crim Jorks June 6, 2025

Mattie Crim

very annoying and bratty. a psychopath that once pretended to poop her pants in the car, so she could run away at the gas station and made her mom chase after her. and also would leave her family at a cemetery with all of their luggage while her sister had to pee, even though she didn’t have her drivers license

you’re such a mattie. mattie crim is so bratty

by mamipoopoo February 11, 2020

crim

crim can mean anything, mainly something that does not exist.

i can crim my cackling grimace.
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by yeagGuyC April 26, 2024

Crim

When people use this term they are demanding you fart on their right thigh only. If left, they might contract pneumonia and die, when people use the term "Crim?" or "Hop on crim" they are down bad for this act of severe farting on their skin.

hey fat kid, hop on crim.

by Dictionary (REAL NOT FAKE PLS) June 11, 2021