Crimp Simpin

Used to describe someone simping in a joking and friendly way.

Don't worry about what he's doing, he's just crimp simpin

by Geno_ April 20, 2021

crimping

stuff between crushing and simping

do you see this boy? im crimping over him.
not sure if i have a crush on him. guess i'm just crimping

by trovatohelper November 20, 2021

feeling that sweet crimp

The act of penetrating a dolphin's blowhole to feel the squeeze around ones penis

Jack was feeling that sweet crimp last night when he fucked the dolphin at the water park

by Kuntphlap March 04, 2024

Crimped Up

To be in extreme pain from smoking marajuana and being beat up afterward by a large group of people for calling them assholes

Damn dude i'm crimped up from last night man!

by Justin J-MONEY October 07, 2006

crimp it and chimp it.

the act of using a clip of any sort to shut close a bag of snack food. and then immediately proceeding to erupt in imitation monkey noises.

"MAN dawg, last night i got so cRUNK. i Crimped it AND chimped it."

"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."

"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."

by flaccid grass September 26, 2021

Crimping a Prick

When toilet paper particles build up in your crack and they roll into cigarette-like shapes.

I've been going through rolls of toilet paper Crimping a Prick.

by Froggo boi February 03, 2024

Crimp

A strong dominant male who will protect his woman folk and will beat anyone man that gets in his way with the words "let me tell you something!"

Oh no here comes Crimp, I heard he pushed a child down the stairs

by Tomg707 December 02, 2021