You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you

Gordon Ramsey type beat

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

by notjakelmao November 4, 2020

Kitchen Climbing Cretin

Someone who is unable to reach the top shelf due to being of short disposition. Therefore having to climb onto the countertop like the cretin they are.

Abi, stop being a kitchen climbing cretin

by Stretch04 October 5, 2023

Cretin

Donovan Wong.

Donovan Wong is a cretin.

by Hdhd123hd May 20, 2022

Cretin

A cretin is somebody who once told me that the world was gonna roll me and that I was not the sharpest tool in the shed.

Shrek-shutup
Donkey-CRETIN

by Nonce u saw on the street April 24, 2019

Cretin

a typically southern insensitve idiot, often a halfbreed. They have low intelligence.

That woman and her son look like cretins.

by JoodijjOODI May 14, 2018

cretinous bastard

an all round freak of nature who is stupid as fuk and needs to learn basic social cues

normal person: omg have you seen that new girl aimee jackson or smth

normal persons friend: yeah she is SO weird such a cretinous bastard honestly needs to wise up
cretinous bastard: my name is just aimee

by whole of ormeau November 29, 2022

Cretin recluse

A person headed to a karaoke bar...who is deaf too.

The Cretin recluse chewed out the mother superior, for blaming him for the apocalypse.

by Kjar October 9, 2019