crabbing

When a crab decides to inflict itself (perhaps, it's aura) upon someone. To crab them up.
I'm crabbing you up, man!
by Patrick Mescall February 17, 2003
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crabbing

Profusely talking out of your arse. Exaggeraterating ability and knowledge of any subject. "Giving it all that".
Stems from the joke "A crab walks into a bar...."
Don't let me on the stella boys - coz the last time i was on it i absolutely battered this lad....
I could have played Division 1 football.
These are prime examples of "Crabbing It"
by Will January 16, 2005
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Crab

A mother who nags non-stop about everything.
i.e. Emilce De Girolami
by Crab's daughter June 19, 2010
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Crab

Species

Crabius Hater-aid-ius

A species best know for the ability to pull town another when they see poisitive actions going on without them. The Crab is in of itself a credible individual capable of doing great things ,but through the use of an over inflated ego causes division.
The Crabius Hater-aid-ius
by G from the A February 24, 2008
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Crab

Suspicious behaviour or individuals, usually experienced within the marijuana smoking community. Applicable as a noun, verb and adjective, the definition of Crab varies depending on the context.

When used as a noun, the Crab is the individual who is acting suspiciously or flamboyantly.

When used as a verb, the action is the behaviour of one who is being suspicious or arousing suspicion.

When used as an adjective, it is descriptive of either the noun or verb, once again depending on context.
Hey man you're crabbing me out here, don't be a crab.
by ThcLordCrabman January 17, 2011
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Crab

Someone who is just a teeny bit of a nuisance ya know, a bit of an annoying lil’guy. Or someone who’s just getting a bit on your nerves you know?? Yeahhhhhh…
“God, bro you’re such a little crab. Like can you stop please? Fr fr fr 💯💯 back off bro.”
by Bounty Bigdik March 19, 2022
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Crabs

A crustaceous creature contracted after stealing an underaged girl's "P" at camp. You may think your cool at first until you begin to take on crab-like characteristics. Bubbling at the mouth, a redish coloration of the face, and even super-human aggression. The only way to rid these from your nutz is to stand on the bow of a boat while making a thrusting motion into a high powered fan.
John thought he was the shit after being called a pedifile at summer camp until he realized he had crabs all up in his ass.
by summercamper March 23, 2006
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