Of-course fucking of-course

Your answer when one replies to your order as though it was a request.

Brick Top: "I've got a bear-knuckle fight in a couple of days, I want to use the Pikey."
Turkish: "All right, of course."
Brick Top: "Of-course fucking of-course. I wasn't asking, I was telling."

by Richard Munch December 7, 2004

CSU Expository Reading and Writing Course

A waste of time curriculum provided to high schools in California provided by the CSU, meant to torture high school students taking honors and AP classes.

Consists of endless units, each based on one theme usually comprised of several articles. These articles are each accompanied by a 10-page thick list of "activities" that are the most repetitive shit in the world. They ask the same damn question ten times, phrased ten different ways, Sometimes, even more than that.

All meant to get college-bound students to begin analyzing nonfiction texts at a college level. But all it is is a waste of time. Most boring shit EVER.

It puts the "anal" in analysis.

From actual CSU Expository Reading and Writing Course packet:

Activity 12:

"What are two major assertions the author makes in this essay?"
"What does the author want us to believe?"
"What is the writer's purpose?"

Real life reactions from high school students:
Honors English 2 student" I hate this packet!
AP Language & Comp junior: I hate this packet!
AP Lang & Comp senior: I hate this packet! Guess what? IT DOESN'T GO AWAY.

by APEnglishJunior November 13, 2011

Golf Course

A seemingly acceptable place to say nigger out loud, and crack racist jokes.

Frank: Lets go play a round of golf at the Golf Course.

Tom: Sounds like a plan, its the only place where there ain't no niggers.

Frank: You bet Tommy ol' boy.

Tom: Boy do I love being racist.

by JP25 December 9, 2007

Fobstacle Course

Sending a person who's recently moved from a foreign country on a mission that's clearly going to get them effed in the A.

I just sent Jhagtar on a fobstacle course ... told him he can access google by peeing on that ATM.

by ncolberg August 6, 2009

extension course

a course which is taken on the pretense of expanding one's knowledge and for the purpose of naming the institution on your resume. normally paid for by your boss.

"so are we on for golfing thursday at 3 p.m.?"

"I can't, I'm working..."

"you should've signed up for the extension course..."

by MintyLeila---not an Armenian person, but has Armenian friends-I love glendale! July 14, 2005

golf-course effect

This is the type of facial hair with dual or multi escelons of hair giving the appearance of a golf course. Imagine the transition from the green, to the fairway, to the rough...
often not attractive but perfected by some.

Sometimes this can be attributed by laziness or immaturity--inability to grow hair evenly.

"Billy's beard is the perfect example of the golf-course effect."

by Ross Owens July 26, 2007

slack course

A course (usually academic) where a high/moderate grade is easily obtainable without much effort placed in studying, class attendance, assignments, or care. In it's extremity, a slack course do not require the previously mentioned.

Slack courses are usually used by students who wish to improve their academic averages, earn easy credits, do other assignments/studying whilst in a classroom environment, sleep mid-day, stay at home.

You should take Human Relations 101, it's a slack course where all you have to do is talk members of the opposite sex.

I took a slack course right after lunch so I can get of sleep before Organic Chemistry.

Modern Musicians is the slackest class ever, you write about Lady Gaga and get an A.

by The hardest button to button February 5, 2010