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Granite countertop

The act of somebody with deformed ass-cheeks mooning you
"Man Tyler the creator! I can;t believe Robert Downey jr. gave you the granite countertop!"
by bobbbbbbbby Hill February 20, 2015
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Ann Coultering

According to CollegeHumor The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge 2, Ann Coultering is the act of taking a shit while standing up. Because of an unbelievably tight butthole, Ann Coultering result in "spewing shit all over and when you are done, everyone hates you". While Some doctors believe Ann Coultering is medically impossible, others say "No I bet I could do it"

Ann Coultering is now part of the Ann Coulter Challenge, to the detriment of public bathrooms everywhere in the US.
Guy A- Some kid has been Ann Coultering in the Starbucks shitters
by CanucksJoker70 August 3, 2018
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lameinate countertops

Really lame laminate countertops that diminish the value of a home.
I saw a pretty nice house on Zillow, but it had some terrible lameinate countertops that'd need to be ripped out right away...
by one 'f' Jeph May 28, 2021
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Cool counterpoint

There's nothing cool about somebody that is around because they see dollar signs everywhere.
What the developer was saying wasn't a cool counterpoint, it was as cool as penguin shit. The neighborhood was cool and diverse the way it was before the developer came in trying to fuck with and gentrify it, before the respect for the people of the neighborhood was overran, and before the people were left without much choice but to fight or flee. Not everyone was going to flee like the developers wanted, no matter how much rent or housing/living costs went up, trying to price them out.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
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intellectual counterpuncher

There are many themes to unpack embedded deep within the latent information of this burgeoning philosophy. We must question, what are we....intellectual counterpunchers.
Intellectual Counterpuncher - So how would you describe your own approach to the process of dialectically dissecting a another sentient lifeforms point of view?
by Intellectual Counterpuncher February 14, 2024
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