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Queef Cordon Bleu

During WWII French women would stuff their vaginas with cheese and queef to avoid being raped by Nazi soldiers during village invasions. So offensive was the smell of these queefs that the Nazi’s would avoid these villages entirely; often returning to base in need of medical treatment similar to that required by victims of napalm. Due to the scarceness of food during those times the cheese could not be wasted. In the absence of a chicken the most popular way to enjoy Queef Cordon Bleu was for the whole family to gather around Mum’s vagina with their bread sticks. Every one would enjoy dipping their bread in the cheese and Mum would get a little extra kick for her hard work.
I’m sorry I can’t play with you after school today Peire, but mother has been baking a batch of Queef Cordon Bleu for her last 3 menstrual cycles. I must get home in time for the evening meal.
by Collin Beats His Monkey January 27, 2007
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Rancho Cordova

Nicknamed "The Cho," Rancho Cordova is a suburb located East of Sacramento. Known for white trash meth users strolling down Folsom Blvd. on a 10-Speed bikes and ghetto ass people scattered everywhere drinking 40's all day, this town was a thriving economic mecca before the closure of Mather Air Force Base.

Also, The Cho serves as a Russian-Ukranian Mafia Hub for illegal activities.
I aint from Rancho Cordova, I'm from THE CHO.
by Sucka Mutha April 5, 2010
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Corazon

Corazon is a girl name she is funny,loud,weird,loving,nice,mean,and crazy she can be annoying but when you get to know her you all are chill, and sometimes people can’t say corazon because it’s Spanish so they just call her corry for short! She is an amazing girlfriend and loyal but when you break her heart she will never feel the same but she is always a person who is always there for others but she never worry’s about herself it’s kinda sad but she is a good person
by Moonlight fuckers November 7, 2020
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Accidental Corndog

When, as a woman attempts to smoothly transition from kissing a man to giving him oral sex, the man's erect penis momentarily snags in her belly button. Depending on the force of the accidental corndogging, the receiver may suffer gastronomical distress similar to that which follows the consumption of literal corn dogs.

See also: Accidental Titty Fuck, Belly Buttonjob
When Mary tried to follow up a birthday kiss with a birthday blowjob she snagged her belly button on Peter's peter, causing an Accidental Corndog.
by dick7 April 15, 2013
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Corrado

my mother fucking NAME, like seriously thats my name and it has been for 20 years.
Yo Corrado!
What up dude
Tryin to chill?
Na bitch get outta here
by c-RRRad June 5, 2012
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Guilty Corndog

The act of falling asleep after performing anal, and failing to clean up. Then, waking up with dried fecal matter encrusting your member.
I woke up with a guilty corndog after last night's adventure.
by CarnifexDemon June 26, 2018
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corndog

In most cases, a corndog is a joint rolled with a small (or large depending on your taste and tolerance) amount of cocaine in it. Supposed to give you the effects of both without the speedy high of snorting. Not for the beginner.
"Yo bro you fixin to get all bent sideways?"
"Yea sure im down ill roll up a corndog."
by Richardseven December 19, 2013
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