hooker cooker

mostly a female, who is sexualy attracted to many hookers, which cookes them up and eats them!

Hey, you hooker cooker! Stop eating my girlfriend!

by bizznitch November 21, 2007

Orange County Cooker

A sexual act created and made popular by Chapman Business Majors in which one lathers their cock in a flammable substance, ignites it, and then inserts it into a woman's vagina or asshole.

A: Yo you do any freaky shit with Allie last night?

B: Yeah, I gave her the Orange County Cooker.

by RFXR October 30, 2018

Algonquin Slow Cooker

Another name for a food barrel, an animal-proof container used by people who go camping deep into the woods for days at a time. During hot weather it can render some perishable food items malodorous with a nasty shade of blueish-green.

Upon reaching the campsite on Day 5, Eric didn't mind digging deep into the algonquin slow cooker to get an opened pack of hot dogs buried at the bottom.

by Raul (comes out at night) January 12, 2012

rice cooker

first you have to steam it, then you clean it, then you eat it all up
AKA
first you fuck it till its wet, then you finger it, then you lick it all up.......YUMM:P

ben was feeling asian so he invited me over and gave me the best rice cooker ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!:):)

by benjaminquacvo April 3, 2008

Pressure Cooker

A dutch oven done under a weighted blanket.

My wife was cozy under her weighted blanket until I trapped her underneath and gave her a pressure cooker.

by Linguist-King April 23, 2020

pressure cooker

A cross between the dutch oven and cleveland steamer. A sex act where the man proceeds to take as large a shit as possible, preferably after eating mexican food, kimchi or drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon to create that stew like consistency that is so familiar in the pressure cooker, on the womans chest and pulls the covers over her head to pin her to the bed while she futily tries to fight her way out.

Best served along with a Manatee.

Guy: Yeah man Cindy wouldn't swallow last week so I gave her a bitchin pressure cooker to teach her a lesson. She gobbles that shit now.

Guy2: Wooord

by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007

hot dog cookers

Hot dog cookers are metal stick figures in the shape of a man with an extra appendage between his legs. Chefs use the extra appendage to scewer hot dogs (other tubed meat is also exceptable) and then places the entire apperatuce on a Bar-be-que or grill. Processed meats will then cook by the heat from the grill and the heat also cooks the meat inside out due to the impaledness of the hot dog cooker apperatice. The entire ordeal makes a delecious hot dog as it is cooked inside and out and also serves as a hilarious party gag due to the falice like resemblence of a metal stick figure with a flesh like boner

Sean used a hot dog cooker at the last gay frat party he attended.

"HOT DOG COOKERS!"

by Philthy Rich September 15, 2008