Simon Cowell

I hate Simon fucking Cowell

someone: Is Simon Cowell good?
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by SLAYYYYALLDAYYYYYYYYY December 17, 2022

Connell Taylor Special

a very extensive scrape up

Person 1: “Oh no we currently possess no cannabis.”
Person 2: “No worries, I’ll roll a Connell Taylor Special.”

by iwannakmsrn January 6, 2019

Simon Cowell

A smug old plastic faced talentless cunt.

That Simon Cowell is such a plastic faced cunt.

by Johndoe567 July 20, 2022

Cowell

The act of touching a dogs balls and then the dog bites you on the right cheek, leaving one hell of a scar

"I was petting my dog and then it cowell'd me on my cheek."

by Randee Rae March 14, 2007

simon cowell

A 44 year old man who's straight and going out with the wrong person. Always flirts with American Idol judge, Paula Abdul, and makes fun of Ryan Seacrest. Judge currently on American Idol and used 2 be on Pop Idol, does alomst absolutely nothing and makes millions.

Are u in love with Paula Abdul like Simon Cowell?

by saulafan288 June 20, 2004

Connell

Chill dude, does his own thing and that's why people love him, mysterious but more similar to you than you think.
Normally is addicted to porn or binge watching YouTube.

Always too scared to actually do anything with a girl, but them girls want it.

'Sheesh, Connell, what an underated guy'

by Red light means GO May 31, 2018

cornwell

crazy mexicans from virginia

'hey is that a wetback or a cornwell?'

by robertC18 May 17, 2006