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concrete guts

Constipation. A slow moving bowel movement. When you feel as if you have a load of concrete in your intestinal tract that just won't pass.
Person 1: I haven't been able to take a dump in 3 days!
Person 2: Sounds like you've got concrete guts!
Person 1: Yeah, everything is just stuck in there!

ex.2:

I feel like I need to take a dump, but I can't, I guess I've got concrete guts.
by Ty Sharma December 14, 2008
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concrete surfing

Wanna go concrete surfin?
wtf is concrete surfing?
skating brah!
by hipxpxixe April 16, 2016
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Concrete Lung

The respiratory treachery that is felt in the subsequent days after being entranced in a social gathering in a structurally deteriorating setting with minimal airflow and unhealthy rates of airborne particulate matter.
My mom still thinks I got tuberculosis from Jakes house, but it’s just the concrete lung.
by wgaccione October 20, 2019
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confeated

The act of feeling mad and confused at the same moment in time.

You're heated, but confused about why and/or what you're heated about

OR

You're heated, but confused about what the fuck just happened.
Dave: "I'm confeated as hell"
Craig: "Why?"
Dave: "My girl left me for another dude. I done everything a good boyfriend would do but I still ended up fucked in the end. Like what the fuck?"

Nick: "Dude I'm heated as hell"
Sam: "Why?"
Nick: "I don't know, I'm just heated."
Sam: "Yo' confeated ass"

Lucy: "I'm confused"
Steve: "About what?"
Lucy: "Everything, and it's really pissin me off. I'm getting more and more confeated by the second"
by 2Tech December 24, 2008
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congrebate

To have a circle jerk
Jake, Paul, Scott and I congrebated last night after watching Scary Movie 3 together.
by cracksmoker69 April 25, 2012
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concatenate

the joining of two separate words in everyday life or in a spreadsheet formula.
=if(C7=1,0,concatenate C7,C9) where the cell C7 contains a word in the spreadsheet like good and the cell C9 contains a word like morning the result of the formula under certain circumstances would then be good-morning
by Sir Chris the nameless Knight December 18, 2012
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Concrafter

Concrafter means "big dick".
"Damn he has a concrafter"

"I sucked a concrafter"
by AJ29 January 7, 2017
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