nyquil-coma

That moment, about thirty minutes after finishing a bottle of nyquil, where you start to feel really sleepy and loopy and then you pass out for ten hours.
"Man, I passed out last night"
"Yeah, why's that"

" I took a bunch of nyquil and fell into a nyquil-coma"
by Icarus Deidus October 28, 2013
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poop coma

when you take a dump that requires so much effort that upon leaving your bowels you fall into a coma.
Barry: did you here about what happened to Chris?

Tom: No, what happened to him?

Barry: He went into a poop coma and is still in the hospital.

Tom: Again! that's the second time this month.
by goomspice November 26, 2010
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Testicular Coma

A Testicular Coma occurs whenever one is slammed in their wingus so hard that their testicles fly up into their body and hit their brain, causing it to bounce around the skull and ultimately suspending the victim in a coma.
Do you remember that movie with the shark dingus and george lopez robot form, where that one dumbshit kid was climbing rope on the playground and got nutsacked by the ropes, and then got his jounral stolen like a fucking retard - thus leading to a testicular coma.
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nic coma

when the nicotine hits you so hard, causing you to go into a “nic coma.”
“Aye bro lemme hit your juul.”
“Aight bro just a couple of hits.... You good bro?”

“......”
“Damn looks like you just fell into a nic coma”
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House Coma

The mental state usually developed during a House M.D. marathon. Despite having seen every episode multiple times, the viewer will be unable to stop watching even after sarcoidosis is used to wrongly diagnose every case. Victims of a House coma usually fall into a vegetative state, and may begin to drool, depending on whether or not Olivia Wilde's character is included in an episode. Only after the final episode of the marathon will the victim again show signs of life, yet thier mental attentiveness may still be off, as they will be unaware of anything that happened outside the television during their period of illness.
Foreman: "He seems to be transfixed by the television and won't respond to any stimuli. What's wrong with him?"
House: "It seems he's suffering from a severe House coma. We'll just have to wait it out... or we could change the channel."
Chase: "That could kill him!"
House: I'm House. Do you think I care?"
by jeenee417 August 10, 2010
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endgame coma

A coma in which you fall into a deep sleep after watching Avengers: Endgame, where you critically reflect the movie. This coma can last for 21 milliseconds-38 years, depending on your fortnite level. People who have woken up from endgame coma have said they met iron man in heaven.
oh sh#t, he has endgame coma.
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Turkey Coma

The act of falling asleep after a large turkey dinner, mostly happens around the holiday season.
Where's your Uncle Stan? We're supposed to watch football after dinner

He's in a turkey coma on the couch Dad
by Wikid Jay December 19, 2013
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