Planking at closing time

The act of looking to get laid at closing time at the local dive bar. It refers to there typically only being large & drunk women available, & a plank needing to be tied to your ass to keep from falling in to the big girls vagina. The short form is planking.

Yo!! Did you guys see Bill today? He was really desperate & out planking at closing time at The Dirty Dive Bar. The last time I saw him he had hooked up with a Big Bertha. Hope he makes it home from his planking expedition unscathed.

by Ehud Avni July 8, 2011

Clouting

When a thot is using you for fame / clout. May be used for the growth of their own account.

Clouting is when ppl use u for clout, a good example is mylesxgrayson

by AidanKanne January 31, 2018

Closing the Windows

When a female tightens her anus around a man's penis before the man ejaculates. This insures that the man's sperm does not exit the anus during ejaculation.

Oh Bill, are you ready? I'm closing the windows!

by TheDude127 April 15, 2009

closing like

Facebook: the like you do to finish a convo you're bored with, when feeling it would be rude to make no response at all.

1: Great shopping trip!
2: Yeah? Whatchya get?
1: Frozen peas, fishfingers and pasta all on 3-for-2!
2: <closing like>

by panaphobe December 10, 2013

Closing Act

Following the opening act, the closing act is performed by the second person who substitutes during the houdini.

Person 1: Hey dude, you wanna houdini this bitch with me?

Person 2: For sure, I call closing act!

Person 1: Yeah you would take sloppy seconds, ya faggot.

a hopkin-original

by B.Hop February 17, 2009

Closing Slippers

Closing slippers are shoes worn by high power closers; they typically are highly polished and have poge tassels. Worn by the best closers in the world.

Dave go get your closing slippers on and write the deal!

by 714closer January 7, 2011

Clownting

The act of dressing as a clown and fisting yourself or another person.

Bill enjoyed clownting his cat.

by EpicPie0319 May 6, 2015