Clarts

mud

Get out of the clarts. You'll get your shoes dirty.

by Cnic1 February 7, 2019

Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.

He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

by Firesword101 April 7, 2025

ras clart

an annoying twat who you dont particularly like

''jay marson is a ras clart fattie bomboclart''

by bagel-bites April 9, 2024

Clart

Mainly substituted for the work fuck, however can be substituted for any word.

When substituted for fuck-
“What the clart?!”
“Your such a clarting pussy”
“Where is my clarting phone”
When substituted for any other word-
“You baited the clart”
“I am going to the clart”

by Sameer the clart October 31, 2019

Clarted

To be under the influence of a substance, typically used when very high or inebriated.

"What the even happened last night, I was super clarted."

by Garpie Laufen July 25, 2021

Clarted

Getting fuck in the ass

Yo your girl got clarted fam

by JimmyDFuckboy September 8, 2021

Clart

Where one passes gas into a girls clit for sexual stimulation

imma Clart up your pussy so you blow up like a balloon

by Deven lu June 28, 2023