Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.

He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

by Firesword101 April 7, 2025

Clart

Mainly substituted for the work fuck, however can be substituted for any word.

When substituted for fuck-
“What the clart?!”
“Your such a clarting pussy”
“Where is my clarting phone”
When substituted for any other word-
“You baited the clart”
“I am going to the clart”

by Sameer the clart October 31, 2019

Clart

Clart- punch/hard hit. Another word for sparking a jaw

*Kyles mum bought fruit and fibre cereal instead of Coco pops again, annoying him.*
Kyle: ‘ fuck sake mum you stupid sket. You bought the wrong fucking cereal you little bitch. Your so fucking dumb you fat cunt.’
*Kyle clarts his mum, spits on her unconscious body and then lights a fag, and dips to meet his mates in the park *

by Weevil69 February 5, 2020

ras clart

an annoying twat who you dont particularly like

''jay marson is a ras clart fattie bomboclart''

by bagel-bites April 9, 2024

clarted

when someone slapped you hard on the face

kiss or slap

slap

go on then

omg you clarted my jaw off

by iltass September 24, 2022

Clart

To but someone in a semi aggressive way but can be used in a joking way. A word owned by Harry s

Nugget I shall clart you if you don't shut up

by Nuggets egirl gf December 11, 2021

Clarted

1. (adv) - To be strange or abnormal in a negative manner - similar to "clapped". May rarely hold a slightly positive connotation if used fondly.

2. (v) Mainly in the British Isles - The more common, past-tense form of "clart", the act of having been beaten up, typically via a tackle of some sort.

"I don't know how the fuck she can listen to this... shit's fucking clarted lmfao"

"Got absolutely clarted outside Tigh Neachtain's last night..."

by Tokuto July 9, 2021