crushing my cheez-its

being mad at something or someone

“you’re crushing my cheez-its right now”

by cyan04 June 17, 2019

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Box of cheez-its

A picture of a penis

Guy: "Hey wanna see a box of cheez-its?

Girl "no you disgusting creep"

by Soldiermann February 12, 2022

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The nastiest flavor of Cheez-It® you could ever find. If you like these, you have issues. I'd rather shove knives in my throat than eat those. DO NOT EAT THIS FLAVOR. You will probably throw up immediately because of how disgusting it is. And for those who like this flavor, YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH YOUR TASTE BUDS.

"I love Cheez-Its! What flavor are those?" "Monterey Jack Cheez-It®.." "I'd rather swallow nails, nevermind."

by NoodlesBabe August 9, 2012

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Cheez-Itologist

A cheez-itologist is someone who really loves cheez-its and knows a lot about them.

"That person over there is fully decked out in Cheez-It merch, they must be a Cheez-Itologist!"

by The_DarkBean August 8, 2022

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Valeria "Cheez-Itz" Eidroch: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Valeria "Cheez-Itz" Eidroch: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

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