Swinging on the purple chandelier

Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC

Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...

by Jtommyjonesurm0m August 09, 2007

hanging from the chandeliers

Getting down on all fours while a man inserts his penis and testicles into your anus simultaneously.

Cindy is a dirty, dirty slut who quickly tired of the houdini and giving rusty tromones, so instead asked if she could go hanging from the chandeliers this evening.

by Billy D. Williams December 05, 2007

Two faced chandelier

Irony of a source of light that could have a dark side to it

Twisted straight entwines two faced chandelier

by Hercolena Oliver May 28, 2010

chandelier on his collar bone

a large necklace also known as an icy

J Ice was rocking that chandelier on his collar bone hard like damn.

by Jared Pemberton August 27, 2006

human chandelier

(Also known as a human ceiling ordainment) People who simp unbelievably hard.

Wes: "Yo I'm finna go simp."
Eric: "Dude you a fucking human chandelier."

by VCsNobody September 10, 2020

Emo-chandelier

When you hang yourself from a ceiling fan in a dark room for the express purpose of having someone walk into the room and turn on the lights, turning the fan, and swinging your corpse around the room. This would also cause piss and shit to fly everywhere, earning it the nickname, "The grim reaper's paint job."

Person 1: Oh shit, I got an F on my report card!
Person 2: Haha, I guess you better make yourself into an Emo-chandelier!

by cumcake02 March 22, 2017

ivory chandelier

Cumming on a persons face and chest then shinning a flashlight in their eyes.

She got on her knees, handed me a flashlight and asked for the ivory chandelier. I think Im in love.

by StashDiz August 02, 2017