Certified Bachelor

A male who turned 35 years old or is at least 35 years old and has never married or had children. They usually are men who enjoy being single.

Joe: Hey, Hector, you're 36 years old and you never got married?
Hector: Nope, I guess I'm a Certified Bachelor.

by txmx April 4, 2006

Certified Officials

Meaning to be recongized as one or many of the real thing in it's category.

Certified Officials are the best gears of war clan ever.

by ThaxTruth August 20, 2008

butt certified

When you have a certificate for dat booty.

"Are you butt certified?"
"No my butt don't need explaining"

by Greensharpei March 13, 2014

Certified Sender

A beauty that always sends it for the boys, ultimately you’re always willing to contiuously send it.

Harold: Hey man, I don’t know what to do
Harrison: just send it for the boys
Harold: sounds like a plan
Harrison: you’re a certified sender

by Harold/Harrison December 5, 2017

certified funds

Making a sexual deposit

I hit that bitch with 6 inches of certified funds. Told her to keep the change.

by EPS February 22, 2018

certified beaut

Nevaeh

Damn she's a certified beaut

by James12478 February 8, 2018

certified preowned

A girl or guy that's have been used before but been refurbished a certified pre-owned of one choice to consider. few years old with low mile like not a lot drama.

Girl your are a certified preowned!

by CPO2017 January 27, 2017