carflunkle

Anal sex resulting in a drop of a turd landing on a rug and when trying to clean it, it smudges into the carpet.

There’s the evidence of our anal play, look at that carflunkle stain on my brand new shag carpet

by Deaver Beaver April 25, 2024

Curfunkle

A funky curl.

They look like a curfunkle!

Lol isn’t that funny?

by TheAnonWhoDares December 22, 2024