carb

When somone is being physical annoying/irritating.

"Noah hits Tobias without a reason." Then Noah is being carb.

by xmag November 2, 2020

Low Carb

How you feel when you finally hit that point in your weekend where you stop caring and decide to get high. "Low" would be sarcastic for high and "Carb" being the sarcastic way of saying you do not care. You feel low carb when you figure you are done with caring about your responsibilities and have an urge to get high.

Bob: Hey do you still have to work today?
John: No man, it's Saturday. I'm feeling low carb.

Bob: Wanna Smoke?

by BCbrother August 7, 2016

soft carb

To be hit in the head with a piece of stale French bread. To retaliate, defecate in a baguette and hit the bread thrower in the head with bread filled with shit.

My roommate hit me with bread and I returned the favor by giving him a soft carb.

by Dtrain55 August 25, 2011

Carb Daddy

The equivalent to a sugar daddy but instead of giving money they buy you food

My carb daddy bought me a nice dinner last night.

by Fuckboi'99 June 2, 2017

social carbing

A person who eats carbs when hanging out with friends or to feel integrated into social situations. Social carbing means eating carbs occasionally and almost always in groups – often while drinking alcohol. Similar to social smoking, only with carbohydrates.

“I only ever eat carbs when I’m out drinking with my friends. I guess you might call it social carbing.”

by SalvyZ June 17, 2018

carb siesta

-noun phrase -- a snooze taken by a worker about the time of the middle of the afternoon, the weariness having been facilitated by the high carbohydrate content of the meal which was consumed at the noon to 1pm lunch break.

Koby: "What is that noise? Are those idiots in Marketing moving their furniture around again on 6th Floor?"
Alice: "Oh! (giggle) No, Koby. That's Carl, two cubicles over. He took his group to lunch at Pango Bread. Word is, Carl loaded up on the rolls. He's in for quite a long carb siesta."
Koby: "Hey! Larry in A/V should video Carl, youtube it and forward the link to Human Resources."
Alice: "Larry's already on it!" (smirk)

by Jog-A-Potamus October 15, 2013

Carb

A ventilation hole of a marajuana pipe

" take your finger off the carb after you take that hit"

by Gangsta mizz December 2, 2016