Canon event

Event: Someone must get folded, for Spiderman to be molded

Do not break the canon event, Miles! - Miguel O'Hara

by Andester June 18, 2023

canon-rape

A word made from canon, meaning original, and the word rape, meaning unwanted force/crime. This term is used when a fan fiction author tries to reconstruct an original work to their liking. This often times makes the author look like a complete nut who has no appreciation for the original creator or storyline. Usually this involves the aid of a mary-sue or gary-stu of some sort. The results normally are irritated readers and scared audiences.

Jesus, since when is Naruto placed in modern times? I mean cars? Seriously. And how can Itachi be roommates with Sakura? It makes no sense! This author has canon-raped Naruto!

by PMSing English Teacher April 30, 2007

Al Capone

Al Capone was a Chicago gangster born and raised in Brooklyn by the Brooklyn Navy Yard in Fort Greene. He moved to Chicago he seemed to be like a one man Mafia Alphonse Gabriel Capone (January 17, 1899 - January 25, 1947), popularly known as "Scarface" Al Capone, was an American gangster who led a crime syndicate dedicated to the illegal trafficking of alcoholic beverages during the time of prohibition in the 1920s and 1930s

You don't want to fuck with Al Capone he's from Brooklyn

by BigBallz July 14, 2007

canon camera

A super expensive camera that is used to take professional style photos, white girls use them to take mirror pics showing off their ass

Mom: what are you asking for, for Christmas?

White girl: a canon camera!

Mom: for what

White girl: ... Selfies..

by Twerk goddess January 5, 2014

Canon Robins

has the most voluptuous bandonkadonk, and a behemoth of a …..

What a lad Canon Robins is.

by siuuuuu October 7, 2021

Commercial Cahoots

A conspiracy between two or more television stations in which they break for commercial at the same time, leaving you with no other option but to watch or leave the room.

Damn! These stations are in commercial cahoots!

by RyegöngCrane October 29, 2010

ES CANON

PREVIOUS VOICE ACTOR FOR THE POKEMON ANIMATED SERIES SPANISH DUB GABO RAMOS MADE A POST ON FACEBOOK.COM REPLYING "ES CANON 😳" TO AN IMAGE OF GO AND ASH, FROM THE ANIMATED SERIES, KISSING. THIS PHRASE HAS BECOME VERY POPULAR AMONG THE POKEMON JOURNEYS AND FIRSTFRIENDSHIPPING COMMUNITY AS A SLANG TERM FOR THE SHIP BETWEEN GO AND ASH, THE PROTAGONISTS OF THE ANIME.

GO AND ASH HELD HANDS IN THE NEWEST EPISODE, ES CANON FOR REAL!

by COUGH FEE November 28, 2021