The childhood hog is the like the Angels off that movie about Scrooge, except it's a hog that visits children who have missed things from their childhood like seeing 'the lion king.'
Daphne- aw man you never believed in Santa?
Sagitta- nah man
Daphne- you're overdo for a visit from the childhood hog
Sagitta- nah man
Daphne- you're overdo for a visit from the childhood hog
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by anonymous1012011@ August 8, 2023
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Sometimes abbreviated to "CFC"
Sometimes abbreviated to "CFC"
"Did you see X's girlfriend?"
"What? No! She's just his friend"
"You sure? No childhood friend complex going on?"
"What? No! She's just his friend"
"You sure? No childhood friend complex going on?"
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that teaches you to hate/judge your "boomer" parents as harshly as possible, often with accounts/stotries too horrid/bizzare/fantastic to be true* (especially if YOU (🫵) fall under their mythical definition of "teen/young adult" ). It's subreddit/meme subreddit namesake (as well as the likes of r/raisedbynarcissists & r/boomersbeingfools) groom/indoctrinate you to the worst shit possible
Also closely linked to the cult of 'mental health/illness diagnosis' and certain toxic strains of "woke" politics
that teaches you to hate/judge your "boomer" parents as harshly as possible, often with accounts/stotries too horrid/bizzare/fantastic to be true* (especially if YOU (🫵) fall under their mythical definition of "teen/young adult" ). It's subreddit/meme subreddit namesake (as well as the likes of r/raisedbynarcissists & r/boomersbeingfools) groom/indoctrinate you to the worst shit possible
Also closely linked to the cult of 'mental health/illness diagnosis' and certain toxic strains of "woke" politics
Cptsd (Complex/Childhood)
*apologise to those whove faced parental abuse for real, ik mine were by a great shot better than most others i knew (Im 18M)
*apologise to those whove faced parental abuse for real, ik mine were by a great shot better than most others i knew (Im 18M)
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by some hackerman December 1, 2018
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