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childhood AFK moments

Unavoidable compared to AFK moments after reaching adulthood, childhood AFK moments are cause by at least one of the following causes: a) The screen time limits imposed by parents, b) Going to K-12 school campuses with strict restrictions on smartphone usage like requiring students to collect smartphones during school hours, which in itself already causes daily AFK moments, c) Raised by the family who cannot afford screen devices like smartphone, and d) Growing up in rural areas with poor Internet signal reception.
Growing up in a rural area meant I had plenty of childhood AFK moments—between school rules and no internet, I was often offline and didn't even mind!
by Emotional Cruiser August 19, 2025
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Childhood friend complex

Childhood friend complex is when childhood friends fall in love together.

Sometimes abbreviated to "CFC"
"Did you see X's girlfriend?"
"What? No! She's just his friend"
"You sure? No childhood friend complex going on?"
by Tsk the AI August 30, 2025
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Cptsd (Complex/Childhood)

A craazzyy religious order disguised/masked as long term "abuse"/"trauma"- venting.

that teaches you to hate/judge your "boomer" parents as harshly as possible, often with accounts/stotries too horrid/bizzare/fantastic to be true* (especially if YOU (🫵) fall under their mythical definition of "teen/young adult" ). It's subreddit/meme subreddit namesake (as well as the likes of r/raisedbynarcissists & r/boomersbeingfools) groom/indoctrinate you to the worst shit possible
Also closely linked to the cult of 'mental health/illness diagnosis' and certain toxic strains of "woke" politics
Cptsd (Complex/Childhood)

*apologise to those whove faced parental abuse for real, ik mine were by a great shot better than most others i knew (Im 18M)
by Hello-553669 April 25, 2025
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childhood dog

A dog that you grew up with. That has a special place in your heart.
I often think of Buddy. He was my childhood dog.
by kiwi05 August 29, 2023
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Childhood iMovie

A Childhood iMovie is that one really shitty iMovie you made with your cousins or siblings and friends when you were younger and pure, innocent and not Dirty Minded. You showed it to you parents so proudly despite it being the worst movie to ever grace the world. Tho you thought it was Hollywood worthy.
Girl 1: “Aww, remember those cute little Childhood iMovies that we all used to make when we were kids?”
Girl 2: “Omg girl, I remember how bad they were lol.”
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childhood

good times that you can never get back.
my childhood was great
by anonymous1012011@ August 8, 2023
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