Poopy-Buttocks

Literal: Someone who still has poop of their buttocks after a bowel movement.

As an insult: Someone who is being mean.

I went to the bathroom. and there is poop in the toilet but no toilet paper. Emily definitely has a poopy-buttocks today.

Bob called me stupid. He's such a poopy-buttocks.

by NewYorkGiants3 June 2, 2011

General Buttsecks

Celebrated title used to describe a person's sexual attitude or sexual references. He/She can make each situation either very awkward or extremely funny.

After the teacher explained the how the reproductive system worked, everyone was waiting for someone to pull a General Buttsecks

by GeneralButtsecks November 21, 2009

chest buttocks

Synnonym for boobs. Often considered awesome and important by straight men.

Dude, check out the chest buttocks on that girl. Man, she could feed an army.

by Jake Gus December 1, 2004

smack buttocks

A Smack Buttocks is a male who has the tendancy to violently thrust his genitalia into another male partner's buttocks while a "smacking" sound is made by his testicles striking the partner's butt cheeks.

man, that pole smoker is a real Smack Buttocks!

by Big Wil August 18, 2006

non-anal buttsecks

The act of rubbing your ass on another persons ass or object for pleasure. It is common to use baby oil to make it more slick and pleasurable or goldbond powder to prevent chaffing.

Since penetrative sex was against their religion Jack and Jill had non-anal buttsecks to get off.

by Spamelness March 29, 2009

Buttsecks

Buttsecks is a unit of time that represents how long gay people don't think about butt sex. Aprox. .07 milliseconds.

Man its been 6000 buttsecks since the last time i had butt sex.

by PrivateButtSex October 31, 2009

buttocks

all you people are wrong, buttocks means myself (according to world history book at tatnallll)

me effin buttocks is so effn hawt!

my buttocks is effin tired

my buttocks effin hurts from all that anal ;)

by Sick of it April 16, 2005