Djiboutian bus driver

A variant of the traditional Dutch Oven fart porn, the Djiboutian Bus Driver is the ultimate combination of colon flatulance that is strategically aimed at a target in close range and the surrender of all escape exits. It is important to remember that the Djiboutian Bus Driver action should only be committed to after a taco Tuesday type meal and multiple protein shakes have been consumed. It may be preferred to alert all civilians who you do not wish to gas out prior to the utter destruction of your targets face.

"Yesterday I Djiboutian Bus Driver'd this chick on the plane. She couldn't get out of her window seat at all!"

by n00bfragger October 22, 2013

busrider

someone whom acts in a manner that is very displeasing to those around them.

1. "Hey guys, I can't go to that party my girlfriend wants me to watch a movie with her."

2. "Man you're a busrider."

the word can also be said with a Jamaican accent to add extra humor to the punch-line. ex: Bussrida

by cee-lo aka c-murder June 30, 2006

Some Bus Driver

The man that started a bus boycott by saying “hey lady you have to get off the bus”

My great great grandfather was some bus driver that started a bus boycott

by Sam Koch September 3, 2021

Bus Driver

A variation of the shocker, performed on a woman, with one (finger) in the front and the rest in the back.

I can't believe it man, Tracy let me give her the bus driver last night and now my hand smells.

by onlinedegenerate May 5, 2009

Bus Driver

Any friend of yours in there 20's who is obsessed with dating and or making out with underage girls simply on the grounds that legal ones are a hassle emotionally.

my older brother was being abus driver on these freshman just last week at the park

by bloodydroolpitt September 28, 2006

bus driver

A person who drives buses and then picks up young girls for sex on the back seat of the bus!!
Usually called Harry

Bus Driver: Alright Love? Fancy a shag?
Dirty School Girl: OK i'm easy but need paying.
Bus Driver: Ok then how much
Dirty School Girl:not much im cheap - £20
Bus Driver:Give ya a fiva
Dirty School Girl:ok im gagging for it
Bus Driver: OK we will drive up Aldershot afterwards to get some chicken
Dirty School Girl: I dont want no chiken!! I only want a shag cas i'm a dirty little whore!!
Bus Driver: And im the peedo who gunna give it to ya on the back seat of my double decker bus!!

by Bob May 19, 2004

Cincinnati Bus Driver

While having sex with a female standing upright, invert the subject so that the top of her head is perpendicular to the pavement. In one motion, execute a swift drop kick to the face. At this point she should be unconscious. To solidify the maneuver aim your penis towards the woman's bloodied face and deliver a golden shower to rain upon her limp body.

I was thinking about doing the reverse cow girl with my new squeeze tonight but instead I m thinking it's a cincinnati bus driver night.

by Its a bitch girl July 31, 2011