*example for bus*
Cynthia - "Stephen come over here, we need to tell you something"
Arun - "You're going to tell him about Alex, right?"
Arun & Cynthia - "Alex thinks your hot!!!"
Stephen- "Huh, Alexandria, first of all she's black, I don't date black girls......
Cynthia - "But you're black!!!"
Stephen (cont.) - "second of all she's ugly, third of all she's short..... ew!" *Walks away*
*Cynthia and Arun shocked*
Arun "Damn, he just bussed her ass."
Cynthia - "Stephen come over here, we need to tell you something"
Arun - "You're going to tell him about Alex, right?"
Arun & Cynthia - "Alex thinks your hot!!!"
Stephen- "Huh, Alexandria, first of all she's black, I don't date black girls......
Cynthia - "But you're black!!!"
Stephen (cont.) - "second of all she's ugly, third of all she's short..... ew!" *Walks away*
*Cynthia and Arun shocked*
Arun "Damn, he just bussed her ass."
by Airren January 13, 2010
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by Maynard101 March 07, 2010
To Bus someone(or to pull a bus on someone) (V):
To inconspicously push someone into their "crush".
(Derrived when i did that to a friend right before boarding a bus)
To inconspicously push someone into their "crush".
(Derrived when i did that to a friend right before boarding a bus)
by Carltoast February 28, 2004
T "oh so you just gonna go on a party bus and not invite anyone"
G "lol, it's a extra extra long mini van"
G "lol, it's a extra extra long mini van"
by fuckyougreg December 07, 2014
"Bus" is the fucking rickety-ass metal box on wheels that takes you to hell and back, or at least to your shitty job and back. It's like being crammed into a fucking sardine can with all the other losers who can't afford a goddamn car or don't have a driver's license because they're too busy getting high or fucking around.
You sit there sweating your balls off, getting bounced around like a goddamn pinball while some greasy-ass driver who probably hasn't showered in a fucking week steers the thing towards your inevitable fucking doom. And don't even get me started on the other passengers - the weirdos, the crazies, the drunks, the stinky-ass homeless people who always seem to be on the bus when you are.
But hey, it beats walking, right? Unless you're into that kind of thing. In which case, enjoy your fucking hike, you weirdo.
You sit there sweating your balls off, getting bounced around like a goddamn pinball while some greasy-ass driver who probably hasn't showered in a fucking week steers the thing towards your inevitable fucking doom. And don't even get me started on the other passengers - the weirdos, the crazies, the drunks, the stinky-ass homeless people who always seem to be on the bus when you are.
But hey, it beats walking, right? Unless you're into that kind of thing. In which case, enjoy your fucking hike, you weirdo.
"Bus" is the fucking cramped, sweaty, and miserable ride to mediocrity and despair, but at least it's a cheaper option than an Uber.
by ValuableDamage42 April 11, 2023