*thanking the bus driver
You: Thank you sir
Bus driver: No problem kiddo
*10 years later you have a successful family and a respected reputation as the president*
You: Thank you sir
Bus driver: No problem kiddo
*10 years later you have a successful family and a respected reputation as the president*
by I Ii II I_ July 12, 2018
An obscure sexual maneuver popularized in Russia, in which the vagina and anus are simultaneously penetrated, with a thumb and two fingers, respectively. The rectum is then pushed outwards into the cervix, where it is rotated by the two fingers.
"Darryl gave you the three-fingered bus driver?"
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."
"Yeah. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. After that we went to Olive Garden."
by Adam W. and Adam B. January 10, 2009
When having sex in a bus, bus station, bus stop, the receiving partner proceeds to take a shit in the giving partners mouth, the giving partner then shoots the human excrement back up the receiving partners asshole, then as the turd is half hanging out the persons anal sphincter a deodorant can "flame thrower" is used to light the shit on fire it is then pushed fully back into the persons asshole.
Shadi " that was a really great party last night mick, but why do i have shit all over my ass and third degree burns around and inside my asshole"
Mick "we must have done the Reverse Romanian Dirty Bus-driver !!!!!"
Shadi " NOT THE REVERSE ROMANIAN BUS DRIVER !!!!!"
Mick "we must have done the Reverse Romanian Dirty Bus-driver !!!!!"
Shadi " NOT THE REVERSE ROMANIAN BUS DRIVER !!!!!"
by Dirty Mick February 27, 2011
being legally drunk / intoxicated to the point where you think its ok to drive little kids around and argue with them all.
Nick: "Hey broski, what did you do last night?"
Matt: "Oh man, I got New York School Bus Driver Drunk last night"
Nick: "sounds like a fun time"
Matt: "oh it was, i tried to tell those little bastards to sit down and shut up but instead they deliberately disobeyed me. All the slurred speech in the world couldn't control them."
Matt: "Also I signed my daughter up for boarding school"
Matt: "Oh man, I got New York School Bus Driver Drunk last night"
Nick: "sounds like a fun time"
Matt: "oh it was, i tried to tell those little bastards to sit down and shut up but instead they deliberately disobeyed me. All the slurred speech in the world couldn't control them."
Matt: "Also I signed my daughter up for boarding school"
by Tri-State Vocaburist January 06, 2010
The phrase that originally came from poland. It is supposed to signalise disbelief in someone's story that supposedly happened in real life.
-So yesterday, I was with my niece at the shopping mall. There was a woman screaming at the cashier. Then, my niece walked to her and gently asked her to calm down!
-Yeah, and the bus driver stood up and started clapping.
-Yeah, and the bus driver stood up and started clapping.
by FIRC August 11, 2014
An entity fueled by rage and hate. It travels in a large, metal, tube, and gets extreme road rage. It periodically threatens to crash into cars that are using the breakdown lane. Never get inside the tube.
Uh-oh! I'm being killed by The Bus Driver!
by EmogusalDamager November 25, 2022