A bruised hole is an asshole that has been beaten up by someone or something. Typically found on porn stars and strippers, a bruised hole is when your butt hole is black and blue, bruised up, and beat up after someone fucks it or shoves something big in it.
Guy 1. Hey man, did you see that strippers bruised hole?
Guy 2. Yeah, it was so bruised and blown out!
Guy 2. Yeah, it was so bruised and blown out!
by bee Rad November 22, 2009
What happens sometimes when you're skateboarding and really not paying attention to the road in front of you. Usually the smallest rock, stick, pebble, or whatever, will stop your wheel(s), causing your board to stop and you to have a bit of a spill depending on how fast you're going
Huston: Sick man, did you get that from trying to do a heel-flip 360 at SPOT the other day?
Townend: Nah man, it's just a cruise bruise.
Townend: Nah man, it's just a cruise bruise.
by Aster Wind March 21, 2007
when a person of either sex is performing fellatio, and that person giving said fellatio punches them in the penis before ejaculating. it could be a way of torture, punishment, or in some cases, pleasure.
She was going down on me, then right when I was about to blow, she gave me a bruised banana out of nowhere. She's so full of surprises.
by RedSpectre March 23, 2012
when you dick slap your bitch on the forehead leaving a mushroom shaped bruise. another word for mushroom tattoo
by douglas epley November 06, 2006
From a distance that girl looked really quality but after getting a closer look it turned out that she was a bruised peach.
by jocko jones August 23, 2004
unexplicable bruises appearing on the body, especially on the shin, knee and thigh, after a night of heavy partying. The marks occur at the cooresponding height of the furniture in the home, like cocktail and dinner tables, chairs, doors and door frames.
This morning when I awoke, there were bruises on my shins and knees, and I can't remember how I got them. Must have been a hell of a party to get all of these qualude bruises.
by uncle tim March 16, 2008
You should have seen the way Bruce burst out into tears while watching Lifetime the other day . . . that boy is a bruised fruit!
by Armed & Hammered July 27, 2006