Jealous Employee #1:
"Man the new guy can do no wrong"
Jealous Employee #2: "Yeah, It's the bosses latest bromance"
"Man the new guy can do no wrong"
Jealous Employee #2: "Yeah, It's the bosses latest bromance"
by Don't fear the darkness December 04, 2008
by Edogcrazy November 29, 2017
I.E., Two men sharing a sleeping bag when it’s too cold.
“Did you hear about Juan and DQ’s bromance last night”
“Yeah but why was DQ only wearing boxers?”
“Did you hear about Juan and DQ’s bromance last night”
“Yeah but why was DQ only wearing boxers?”
by P.D.P. March 22, 2010
when two bicurious men are sexually and/or romantically attracted to each other but, since they're living in a biphobic society where experimenting is frowned at, they insist that what they're feeling is just brotherly love to avoid being labeled "gay". Instead, they're automatically labeled "straight" because touching and kissing other men makes them seem soooo "secure in their own sexuality".
"Some guy: Adam's my best friend, I just wanna touch him and kiss him and be near him all the time. I suppose we've got a bit of a bromance going on."
by Closet xplosion May 31, 2012
Any relationship between creatures of the same sex, up to the point that balls do not touch. After this things turn gay.
Bromancer 1: Love is love...
Bromancer 2: Bromance is FOREVER!
I enjoy a nice paddle up the river when it floods, such bromancing opportunities are priceless.
Benny(gay):Hey Marley, lets go have a nice DM in those bushes over there?
Marley(bromancer): *gets the hell outta there* maybe another time Benny...
Lancey(bromancer): Hey Tez, your ass is looking so sexy today.
Tez(bromancer): Thanks Lance, don't get too close now ya hear? Lets keep things low-grade bromantic pls. You know I'm not into none of that Yaranaika business!
Bromancer 2: Bromance is FOREVER!
I enjoy a nice paddle up the river when it floods, such bromancing opportunities are priceless.
Benny(gay):Hey Marley, lets go have a nice DM in those bushes over there?
Marley(bromancer): *gets the hell outta there* maybe another time Benny...
Lancey(bromancer): Hey Tez, your ass is looking so sexy today.
Tez(bromancer): Thanks Lance, don't get too close now ya hear? Lets keep things low-grade bromantic pls. You know I'm not into none of that Yaranaika business!
by fire one April 04, 2008
Two guys who have not known each other their whole lives involved in a pretentious fantasy friendship where they know everything about each other, even dark and dirty secrets. Gay men have it right, a bromance has always been two sexual rivals pretending they don't want anything to happen to their rival. Gay men enjoy each others company, a bromance is not the real thing.
Ricky and Bobby aren't going to fuck so why do they hang like they enjoy sucking each others cocks so much? Their own company must be desperately lacking in ability to entertain oneself, when you're hopeless post an ad in the paper for a heterosexual bromance. Or, learn to quit depending on somebody else for company.
by Solid Mantis November 12, 2016
1. Gears of War 2 is chock full of bromance, as Marcus and Dom fight for each other and cover each other backs.
2. Man the bromance between those guys is crazy.
2. Man the bromance between those guys is crazy.
by The Portland Dangler December 16, 2008