when two bicurious men are sexually and/or romantically attracted to each other but, since they're living in a biphobic society where experimenting is frowned at, they insist that what they're feeling is just brotherly love to avoid being labeled "gay". Instead, they're automatically labeled "straight" because touching and kissing other men makes them seem soooo "secure in their own sexuality".
"Some guy: Adam's my best friend, I just wanna touch him and kiss him and be near him all the time. I suppose we've got a bit of a bromance going on."
Any relationship between creatures of the same sex, up to the point that balls do not touch. After this things turn gay.
Bromancer 1: Love is love...
Bromancer 2: Bromance is FOREVER!
I enjoy a nice paddle up the river when it floods, such bromancing opportunities are priceless.
Benny(gay):Hey Marley, lets go have a nice DM in those bushes over there?
Marley(bromancer): *gets the hell outta there* maybe another time Benny...
Lancey(bromancer): Hey Tez, your ass is looking so sexy today.
Tez(bromancer): Thanks Lance, don't get too close now ya hear? Lets keep things low-grade bromantic pls. You know I'm not into none of that Yaranaika business!
Two guys who have not known each other their whole lives involved in a pretentious fantasy friendship where they know everything about each other, even dark and dirty secrets. Gay men have it right, a bromance has always been two sexual rivals pretending they don't want anything to happen to their rival. Gay men enjoy each others company, a bromance is not the real thing.
Ricky and Bobby aren't going to fuck so why do they hang like they enjoy sucking each others cocks so much? Their own company must be desperately lacking in ability to entertain oneself, when you're hopeless post an ad in the paper for a heterosexual bromance. Or, learn to quit depending on somebody else for company.
Bromance is a guy loving a guy in the most heterosexual way.
John: hey I gotta go...
Jimmy: alright man love you bro, no homo John: love ya too
Idiot: stop showing gay to each other you crap turds
Jimmy: romance,
Idiot:*realized his mistake and has a homophobic heart attack*