A guy who is skinny and tall and usually have huge gauges . Takes his girls beatings .His best friend is often a Nathan who has black hair and cinnamon pine cones in the back seat of his car.
by manyourcool December 14, 2013
A totall Sex Hottie. He is the "IT" guy. He has an amazing set of six, large penis, and hair! He is very dumb and girls use him for action all the time. Has an ugly girlfriend that every girl is jelous. he is the highschool quarterback and starter for the boys varsity basketball boys. Its a pleasure for him to be in you.
gena: omfg is that HOTTIE?
lia: oh yeah i fucked him last night bitch.
gena: no way your a lucky WHORE. ima bitch slap you.
lex: i would deffinatly give my virginity to brendan, he so fuckable.
lia: oh yeah i fucked him last night bitch.
gena: no way your a lucky WHORE. ima bitch slap you.
lex: i would deffinatly give my virginity to brendan, he so fuckable.
by bsgirl248469 December 26, 2011
by ownedns November 19, 2010
A guy who misses work but doesn't think he misses work and drinks a bottle of rum a night and pisses off his girlfriend. Tells you how it is. Means what he says but never remembers.
by captain morgan September 23, 2017
The act of ragging on someone, usually a teacher,to get out of work. This also includes bitching and/ or whining at them.
by SCSkillman January 26, 2009
A concrete jungle cheetah, often get caught. Huge cheaters and there favorite animal is a cheetah. Often loses the best girls for him because of cheating
by Cheetah hater May 11, 2013
A suddenly illiterate person, stemming entirely from unadulterated laziness. A person who often falls clumsily at his workplace. A potato chip eater, especially those that do not belong to him. A mumbler and a word stumbler. Owns old coins and strange foreign currency. Enjoys strange facial hair and knowledge of royalty.
You're such a Brendan and you don't even know it.
by Author1992 September 01, 2019