bowen your road

Shitting in ones mouth

Im going to bowen your road

by captain bowen of raods May 9, 2014

Bowen

A Bowen is a man/object who supplies the goods.

Person 1: God Dammit, half of my house fell again
Person 2: Don't worry, the local Bowen lives around the corner

by WETORUIK June 19, 2018

Bowen

The meanest,ugliest, crusty af, a bitch, heartless woman who doesn't love anyone.

Man Ms Bowen gave me a lunch detention again for nothing !!!

by urmomgeiy June 4, 2018

Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen)

A person who is rude to others about their looks but has no room to judge because they're unpleasing the the eye.

Them: Shes such at catfish .
Everyone else: Your literally friends with Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen) you all are over weight and ugly. Why are you judging someone else.

by madison craumer May 24, 2018

bowen

bowen is a fat and chubby kid. he loves eating. he will start crying if all the chocolate cake is gone.

in the lunch room..
one kid: look at that kid go!
another kid: he is such a bowen

by hay.names.meanings November 10, 2019

Bowen

Quite possible one of the most boring names ever to disgrace British soil.

Is commonly given to tall skinny blond kids with a hairline that’s so far behind them, it’s the only thing that hasn’t edited the womb

Fuck me, you look so shitty today, but at least ur not a Bowen

by Sexyman62 November 13, 2019

luke bowen

he be lookin’ like a mf giraffe yet he’s had more girlfriends than the whole population of animals

luke bowen is a highlighter

by my farts smell good April 19, 2020