i bought you a soda

Peace offering. You are being thought of in a sweet and caring way.

I bought you a soda. You wanna hang out?

by Esquire Ink June 04, 2023

Bought her a house

To ejaculate in a lady's ear

Ed totally bought her a house! And it ran down the side of her face

by Brandon_Has May 02, 2021

Frequently Bought Together

A description for two people whose connection is strong but cannot be easily labeled. You cannot tell if they're attracted to each other, if they're ride or die friends, or just two crackheads who you tend to see together.

Avery: Have you've seen seen Brayden? He has my keys and I can't find him!
Olivia: Well, he and Kit are frequently bought together. If he's anywhere, he's probably in the basement with them

by Recreational Spreadsheets May 03, 2022

Bought a small piece of the bank

When you suck a fart out of a midgets butthole.

Tiny was feeling gassy so I bought a small piece of the bank.

by All Bets Hedged July 27, 2021

bought the dog

Doing a girl doggie style and she is totally into it.

Oh my god I was totally balls deep in this chick last night and she bought the dog!

by Mjbox December 10, 2017

We bought it to snort it

If you buy a bag, you should finish it. Drugs are made to be had, not saved.

Are you going to finish that coke?
Yeah, we bought it to snort it.

by SpaceTime69_ April 22, 2022

Store Bought Cake

a thick prostitute

Yeah that sounds nice but have you ever tried store bought cake?

by peekaboobitch November 26, 2019