Borderline Personality Disorder

A type of person you must run away at all costs if they make you your “favorite person”

Friend: my partner loves me so much and calls me her “favorite person”!

Me: OH SHIT! THEY GOT THAT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER! FOO YOU BETTER RUN AWAY AND SAVE YOURSELF! THEY GON’ FUCK YOU OVER BAD!

by Splaird June 22, 2025

Borderline retarded

A half-human, garden-spud hybrid. Barely considered a person, someone who is borderline retarded is someone who shows every trait of mental retardation in every possible faculty.

Person 1: "She said 'good morning' at 5PM"
Person 2: "'Cause she's borderline retarded"

by Spider647 October 25, 2023

Borderline Butt

Near the side of the gluts Maximus- Almost thigh territory, but not quite

"Sorry I poked your butt."
"That wasn't my butt- that was borderline butt"

by LeeMiMe March 14, 2012

Borderline Proof

Borderline proof refers to evidence or a conclusion that is not yet proven but stands on the edge of being proven or accepted.

The theory of evolution is a borderline proof.

by Mr. Tentative October 20, 2023

borderline retard

someone who is a little above or a little below the “retarded” line.

little above: considered normal and functional, but very slow or stupid. almost acting or saything retarded things, possibly a barhead or drug addict

little below: acting or looking normal in most ways, but is legitimately special needs in some way, high functional autistic, learning disorder, etc.

person 1: bro did you study for the final
little above retard: oh shit there was a final????? i thought it was just a test

person 1: bro.... you're like borderline retarded

person 1: hi jim! where’s your associate?
little below: she said i didn’t need her today!!!

by no snitchin May 5, 2018

borderline sociopath

Someone who suffers from both BPD and Antisocial Personality Disorder.

This chick has been spinning lies about me and I barely even know her I think she's a borderline sociopath.

by Tingle Likes Rupees July 8, 2020

Borderline American

Something that sounds too stupid to be true until you see it.

Something that could only happen in America

Examples:

Is Steven eating a hamburger for breakfast?!? That's the most borderline American thing I've ever seen.

The State of Florida

Golden Corral

by RealAmericanTrainwreck January 14, 2020