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borderline retard 

someone who is a little above or a little below the “retarded” line.

little above: considered normal and functional, but very slow or stupid. almost acting or saything retarded things, possibly a barhead or drug addict

little below: acting or looking normal in most ways, but is legitimately special needs in some way, high functional autistic, learning disorder, etc.
person 1: bro did you study for the final
little above retard: oh shit there was a final????? i thought it was just a test

person 1: bro.... you're like borderline retarded

person 1: hi jim! where’s your associate?
little below: she said i didn’t need her today!!!

Borderline-fine 

If someone is about to burst in tears but will not. This person is borderline-fine.
He was about the burst in tears and run away, but he did not. He was just borderline-fine.
Borderline-fine by Jij Weet November 29, 2018

borderline dick syndrome 

borderline dick syndrome is when a guy drives you dick crazy. and all he does is ask for nudes
girl #1: omg brady keeps asking me for nudes
girl #2: omg he's giving you borderline dick syndrome stop texing him
girl #1: I can't he's just so cute😍

borderline-Bae 

when you are not really dating but you kinda both feel like you are without either admitting it
hey he is like my borderline-bae
borderline-Bae by J232635374 September 9, 2019

Borderline American

Something that sounds too stupid to be true until you see it.

Something that could only happen in America
Examples:

Is Steven eating a hamburger for breakfast?!? That's the most borderline American thing I've ever seen.

The State of Florida

Golden Corral

Borderline Retarded 

Any people below age of consent (infants, toddlers, childrens, pre-teens. teens, and young adults)

Why?

Because:

1. They cannot consent to have sex, the prerequisite for you to able for consenting to sex is you're smart enough and sane enough to agree with it
2. They only know how to play and being happy, and didn't give a fuck about pains
3. They eschew responsibility, victim playing
4. (For pre-teens up to young adults) They live on their parent's basement, rather than get a life
5. They too idiot for take a risk, i mean---they need to die to know if poison is dangerous
6. They too easy to label anything that didn't suit their ego as toxic
O, borderline retarded incels, get a life dude