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cunt-brooming

When a man with a rather full and bushy mustache performs cunnilingus on a willing female, giving the appearance of a broom upon her cunt.
With a mustache like that, Tom Selleck is definitely cunt-brooming eight or nine bitches tonight.
by 30 tall cans of Busch August 29, 2009
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Sex Booking

A term used to refer to people having a sexually intimate and explicit conversation over Facebook Chat.
We were sex booking all night, he so nasty! ;)
by myanda September 28, 2011
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Toilet Booking

Booking a reservation for the Toilet to avoid long lines,ruckus,hassle, etc.
Why is the line for the toilet so long? I should've done Toilet Booking so I could get a reservation.
by CreatorOfAllMemes September 1, 2016
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metro boomin

A Trap/Rap Music Producer Who Sometimes Branches Out And Produces R'n'B & Soul Tracks.
He Is Just Phenomenal and Is Currently The Most 'in demand' Music Producer In The World.....That Should Say Something Bout The Man, He A Young Legend 4Sho..
21 Savage : Ay Metro, Hook Me Up With Some Good Shit
Metro Boomin : Sure Nigga, You Know I Got Ya!
Future : If Young Metro Dont Trust Ya Im Gon Shoot Ya!!!!
by dr3y_17 March 4, 2019
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african mud booting

the act of two african males placing thier butt holes together and deficating in eachothers rectums
after a night of african mud booting i shit blood and corn for days. I dont even eat corn.
by africanmudbooter27 December 20, 2010
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Boofing

Common slang term used for anal sex in the 1980's. More recently used to describe the act of inserting drugs ( most often tab form or powdered ecstasy) through the anus to more quickly enter the blood stream, also referred to as "thumbing" or "booty popping"
Sexual : Last night, my friends and I were boofing Molly!
Drug use: Last night, my friends and I were boofing Molly!
by Pauly2Bags October 4, 2018
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Bloomington

Nestled in "Limestone Country", deep in the heart of South Central Indiana, you'll find Bloomington. Home of Indiana University, Bloomington also earned the "Tree City USA" designation, in 1979. We don't like to brag, but, Bloomington was the location of the last television assembly plant in the US, before RCA's French masters decided to move operations "south of the border". Keeping in tune with nature, Bloomington has adopted an "organic growth strategy," for city planning. Haphazard street nomenclature and numbering are the norm. Just try to get from West 3rd St to East 3rd St, it can't be done. If you got some cash, the East Side is the place for you. Your kids will go to the best schools and you'll have great access to the Mall. It's a transplanted suburbanite's wet dream. If you're in a slightly less money-fied situation, may I suggest either the North or South Side. If you're willing to roll the dice, with respect to your kid's education, the West Side offers you the best real estate value in Bloomington. The-smell-of-freshly-burnt-rubber-from-tires-of-the-truck-driven-by-the-redneck-who's-currently-flipping-you-off, is a strong indicator that you've made it to the West Side. The campus area is predominated by lazy money douchebags who are fixin' to get their comeuppance if they show me the slightest amount of disrespect. Drinking is like a religion with these people.
Bloomington Superlatives:
-The Indiana Hoosiers have won 7 Soccer and 5 Basketball National Championships.
-John "Cougar" Mellencamp is Bloomington's most celebrated resident. Word around town is that he's a total dickhead to everyone with whom he comes in contact.
-The center of US population is a distinction which has not fallen within the incorporated area of any city since it was located in Bloomington, in 1910.
by mcstig July 27, 2010
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