One who makes copious Facebook updates about his life in order to appease the poon, with limited success.
What a Poon Booker, if he think all those status updates are getting him any pussy, he's got another thing coming!
by F_loot March 29, 2011
by toeknee martian June 14, 2010
Someone who constantly acts in real life as they would on facebook. (Ex. Someone who shows you pictures all of the time, passes notes, announces what they are doing later to everyone they see.)
Dude Chris is a major life booker, he showed me like five memes yesterday that I didn't even want to see.
by Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick January 29, 2013
by Dirty Kenny with a stick up July 19, 2021
Booker T Washington was an American educator and founded the first African American high school in Houston. The school is still open and is part of the Houston Independent School District. The school is amazing. Great teachers and a great environment. A really good school, except for a football team that lost every game, horrible receptionists, girls that do nothing but weed, and a principal that is a black and bald version of the G Man.
by HalfA_Brick November 19, 2021
i saw a looker booker last night he took my pcp and MY BITCH DOWG MAN ..damn ima give his mom a Tennessee chili bag.
by a really white emo kid January 15, 2018
by Someone_Unworthy February 28, 2021