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Bonnet de douche

French and impressive as thought by Del Boy from British television sitcom "Only Fools and Horses".

Direct French translation is Shower Cap.
Direct Spanish translation is Gorro de ducha

When you feel like sharing with others something you really like, you say "Bonnet de douche"
El Zorro: Hey BigBawski did you see that MILF that just went by?

BigBawski: Indeed! Bonnet de douche!
by The Legend of Zorro February 1, 2009
mugGet the Bonnet de douchemug.

scotch bonnet

the act of farting while in a 69 position and leaving a little peice of excrement on the others forhead
Susna looked great after i left her a scotch bonnet
by G-baby December 10, 2004
mugGet the scotch bonnetmug.

vee dub bonnet

A female body type, usually found on fairly skinny girls.
When viewed from side on her abdomen from vagina to belly button has the same shape as a vee dub bonnet, like a little pot belly.
If the pubic hair is shaped as described in other definition this is simply a bonus.
I wonder if the motor under that vee dub bonnet drives like Herbie?
by spazza May 5, 2005
mugGet the vee dub bonnetmug.

On it like blue bonnet

You're already started on a favor someone asks of you. Then they ask you if you've started and you say, "I'm on it like blue bonnet"
by Bunny27 March 5, 2009
mugGet the On it like blue bonnetmug.

bee in her bonnet

Aunt Betsy was kind of cranky, like she had a bee in her bonnet.
by VAKI5 May 9, 2005
mugGet the bee in her bonnetmug.

Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet

When a fat woman has big fat flaps and fat upper legs. The vagina pertrudes outwards and down to a point to create a Mk1 Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet effect (the slit being the line down the middle of the bonnet).
'mate, that fat slosher must have a proper Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet under those hotpants'
by Sal86xxx January 13, 2009
mugGet the Volkswagen Beetle Bonnetmug.

vee dub bonnet

n/adj.slang. Female genitals that have had the pubic hair well trimmed into a 'V' shape above the labia and had the pubic hair removed from the labia.
The name comes from the appearance of the female gentials since thay resemble the look/shape of a Volkswagen trunk/bonnet.
The woman has the nicest vee dub bonnet.
by Fish January 6, 2005
mugGet the vee dub bonnetmug.

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