bologna

cheap substitute of lunch meat consisting of the flesh of dead old people taken from nursing homes.

Why is it called the Oscar Mayer Old Folks Home?

by Timmy Valentine July 8, 2004

Bologna Pony

A Bologna Pony
The most exquisite american meat shaped into the lovely form of a pony

NOT VERY OFTEN referred to as a cock

Matt: Hey John, you see Jessica over there?
John: yea?
Matt: She rode the bologna pony all night loooong
John: *high five*

by Michael Martino May 21, 2008

bologna band aid

The act of inserting one's erect penis into a friend's bullett wound to help stop the bleeding. Blowing one's wad while in the wound can act as a blood clotting agent (pleasure for you, first aid for them...everyone wins)

When my friend Hillary was shot in the face in a drive by, I was quick to insert my erect member into her new orafice to stop the bleeding with a bologna band aid. Forgetting the enormity of my manhood, I inadvertantly gave her an Angry Chewbacka in the process.

by mogy June 18, 2007

Bologna

A downgrade from Ham.

I be goin Ham shawty, upgrade from Bologna

by HAMmasterrr June 19, 2011

bopping bologna

Spanking yourself. Whacking off. Male masturbation.

When I was a teenager, I spent a lot of time bopping my bologna.

by T May 25, 2004

Bologna Bus to Tuna Town

sexual intercourse - placing the male penis into the female vagina

Sally, when can I drive the Bologna Bus to Tuna Town?

by Esola June 13, 2006

Stoney Bolognese

The state of being so stoned that you are unable to form coherent sentences or logical thought. A more intense and total high than simply being "stoney bologna." Only possible after many hours of ripping the bing bing.

Man 1: Yo bro you wanna rip bing bing tonight?
Man 2: Nah, I got way too stoney bolognese last night. Thanks though.
Man 1: Come on dude, lets get bolognese.
Man 2: Ok fine, bing bing it is.

by YH2k18 October 18, 2018