bmw

A car driven mainly by people from lower social class. They roam the streets with their BMWs to show that they are something. BMW is not match for Mercedes. It would be an insult for a Mercedes to be compared with a BMW, because technologically BMW is way behind Mercedes.
Moreover, they are very ugly and bulky.

1. Don’t drive bmws because it might ruin your reputation.
2. BMW: Bad Motor Work

by datra February 4, 2007

bmw

a big mexican woman

man 1: look at that fat ass

man 2: i know! what a bmw

by DaJunaut September 23, 2010

bmw

Body Made Wrong. When a female wears the wrong clothes for her shape and doesn't care thus far showing ALL inperfections.

Girl look at her she's a bmw. Her azz is flat she has a muffin top and her feet are jacked up!

by Babie Gurl 74 April 21, 2008

bmw

big mexican women

hey bobo look at that fat bitch over there!

you mean that bmw

by Donny22 January 26, 2009

bmw

A generally clingy person. They often like to stalk you and constantly text/call/social network/ you. They think that they are your best friend for life, when really you want to push them down the stairs. They are usually not attractive in any way, and think they are hot stuff.

Bob: Dude quick its a bmw!
Bill: Oh no!
Bmw: HEYYYYYY GUYSSS! *creepy smile*
Bob&Bill: uhh hi gotta go.

Bmw: AWWWH YOU GUYS ILL CALL U LATER.

by xxxxxxxxxx_x January 7, 2010

BMW

"Bavarian Motor Works"

or

"Bayerische Motoren Werke"

by yipsinbox October 23, 2003

BMW

German automobile maker world renown for performance sedans. they practically invented them. ///M models are notorious for going like a porsche and sticking like a lotus. a german mentality and fury burns within their engineers hearts that allows for amazing results without the use of forced induction.

"ah no son!! the lambo just got smoked by a family sedan!"

by Bobby Buche May 27, 2005