Bluetooth

The new fanny pack. A bad misunderstanding of the philosophy of form over function.

Among the saddest in the history of status symbols. Worn to impress when not in use. Otherwise totally annoying to bystanders when used.

The ultimate in lazyness as users prefer not to lift an arm to talk on the phone!

Hey! You talkin' to me? Are YOU talkin' to ME? I don't see a Bluetooth on this side of your face, so you must be talkin' to ME!

See Dick. See Dick go out with Jane. See Dick wear Bluetooth out. Youthful, wealthy, tech-savvy, Dick. See Jane embarrassed of her date. See Jane not know who Dick is talking to at any given moment. See Jane slap that dorky sh*t right off Dick's head! Don't be a Dick.

by Bradlecat April 11, 2008

Bluetooth

Premature ejaculation with no physical stimulation, ie. "hands free".

Woman 1: Why did your night end early?
Woman 2: When he took off my bra, I'm pretty sure he bluetoothed and that was it.
Woman 1: Really?
Woman 2: Yeah, he tried to say it was spilled cake batter!

by Bask in it June 18, 2013

Bluetoot

When a person farts while using a Bluetooth device and the person on the other end hears it.

Last night while I was on the phone with my boyfriend I heard a bluetoot.

by Bluetooter March 30, 2010

Mexican Bluetooth

Duct tape used to tape a cell phone to the head of a mexican so a real bluetooth device is not necessary, which saves money that could be used to buy corona.

The gardener used his mexican bluetooth so he could talk on his phone, mow a lawn and drink a beer all at the same time.

by michael3737 February 20, 2009

Bluetool

A person who wears his/her bluetooth all the time, even when it is unneccesary. Making him/her look like a real tool.

Jarhead and I saw some bluetool at the city park yesterday sitting on the grass with his bluetooth headset on.

by Cheweysmoker October 1, 2008

Blitoris

(n) Can refer to any point near the anus which experiences extreme pleasure when scratched, rubbed, or pinched. Usually preceded by itching or irritating sensations near or at the pleasurable area.

Stanley was fervently rubbing his blitoris all day. Little did he know, he was only making things worse.

by craZmexican4520 April 22, 2015

Bruto

spanish for an oaf, idiot, dumbass.

<i>Jon:Mike got arrested for picking up a prostitute yesterday.</i>
<i>Rad:What a fucking bruto.</i>

by Radames November 24, 2003