Blonde 

Hair color that ugly girls dye their hair to, in order to become more slutty (thus more attractive).

- Nobody wants to go out with me!
- Then dye your hair to blonde!

Blonde by Darko M. December 9, 2008

blonde 

A very stupid blonde girl.

Stupid blonde: Mom, my sister has her monthly period.
Mom: Haw can you know that?
Stupid blonde: Because dad's cock tastes blood.

blonde by Maniac_88 April 18, 2006

blonde 

a girl at my school named sam smith. She frequently gets mistaken as sam stevens by teachers, she is the blondest of all blondes. and she cant tell what a hand "g" is. she thouhgt it was p, i, h, j, k, l, but not one time did she guess g. I think she needs medical help.

oh god here comes sam the blonde, aka anna nichole smith

blonde by sarah December 14, 2004

blonde 

1. A fair, yellowish hair color.

2. An insult to any color haired people; another word for dumb or stupid.

Blonde1: Oh! My! Gosh! I think my goldfish just drowned!

Blonde2: That's a tragedy! Hey, do you know you what 'tragedy' means?

Blonde1: Beats me!

Brunette: You two are so BLONDE!

blonde by kate blanchlet October 21, 2006

blonde 

a stareo type usually refering to being anoying and a ditz . which people call blondes ( like me) ditz becaouse therer jelous that they have to die there hair that color rather than getting it natually

its not my fault my hair is blodne , so dont think im a ditz

blonde by Rose July 1, 2003

Blonde 

Being blonde can be characterised as being very very stupid. This is funny to see, and to laugh at. Steph is the very definition of blonde, but we love her still

she gets things very very blonde

Blonde by Library3 February 11, 2009

blonde 

people with blonde hair
girls that have blonde hair are usally described as stupid and sluts.

there's a brunette in my class,i swear to god if she was blonde she'd be the living stereotype of a blonde

blonde by mr.fuckoff January 6, 2008