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cock blaster 9000

An item used to blast your cock, mainly using lemons as a fuel source. Though highly efficient, the lemons give off an odor that smells like a Shrek cosplayer who was late at Comicon. Cock blasters are also used as chemical weapons in Siberia, where a secret war between the hamsters of Guatemala and the geese of Guantanamo bay takes place, brawling for food, and women.
Damn, cock blaster 9000's are dangerous and smelly, but I have a way to use my Lemons.
by tkover9000 November 23, 2014
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ghetto-blaster

a chromed out portable cassette radio from the 80's the larger the better.
by Chris J May 11, 2003
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Street Fighter Blisters

The blisters on your thumbs you get after hours of playing Street Fighter, main cause is usually rubbing against the D-Pad doing a Hadouken.
A:"Dude, 'sup with your thumbs?"
B:"Street Fighter Blisters..."
A:"You need to lay off that game man, seriously."
by Ketchups92 January 28, 2010
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ass blaster

"How was your food, Dean? Didn't you have the double-bean burritos with the extra guacamole sauce and peppers?"

"Yes, and it was a real ass blaster. I'm gonna feel this meal for a few days."
by MC Lucidious Mo'nashiss April 18, 2003
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Lassie-blaster

Michael Vick's favorite on-the-field weapon.
It had become way too common a theme in Michael Vick's life...

"WHO LET THE DOGS OUT??"

It was 4th down. Fido just wasn't doing his job. Neither was Fluffy. Spuds was already out with an injured leg. Obviously, these were dogs and not men - none of them was prepared for the battle on the field.

Mike took out his Lassie-blaster and took care of business...
by Bobb Barker October 4, 2007
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fanny blaster

(British) A very large penis able to blast fannies into the middle of next week.
I can barely walk after last night! The guy I picked up had a right fanny blaster on him!
by Honeybunny99 February 20, 2017
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peepee blaster

Term for your dick if it's capable of blasting over 30 gallons of semen at over 300 mph during ejaculation. Can also be used as a defense mechanism.
During sex with my girl, I accidentally used my peepee blaster and now she's stuck to the ceiling, dead. It's been a week and she hasn't fallen down yet.

I was walking down a dark alley when I got robbed. Little did he know that I had my peepee blaster on full charge.
by gay is bad June 6, 2018
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