Cretin Blanket

And individual or event which detracts the attention of inferior or less desirable people away from what everyone else is doing. It's the person who hosts another party to take the school idiots away from the everyone else, so everyone can enjoy themselves without being anxious about dimwits turning up

Will: "Are you going to Timmy's party?"
George: "I want to, but what if the idiots turn up"
Will: "Don't worry, Lucy's party is on the same day"
George: "Ahhh Lucy is a total cretin blanket"

by GrumpyBint May 23, 2013

Dylan blanket

The sheet that covers your bed a.k.a. a bed cover . Normally taken off the bed after a anal session

Hey dude after what we did lastnight my dylan blanket came off.

by Ravi_Shankar August 11, 2020

blanket humper

Just another word used for a twat but just without the swearing.

Blanket humpers also don't know shit, they are like your blonde twats that can't count at all!

You could say they are always horny but no one actual likes them, so they fuck their blanket. But yet again we are humans, we get horny. But more important please be careful around them, you might catch their Aids they received from their blanket.

*one man and a guy who identifies as an attack helicopter with 5 guns and 3 wheels as fingers are walking down the street when they meet the worse type of people on this planet.....a blanket humper*
"Wow, you see Charlie over there?"
*actor points to some random guy, walking down the street*
*the actor's friend nods his head*
Well he is a blanket humper, hide yo wives, hide yo kids, yo he isn't safe

by Savagemylads November 30, 2018

Wool Blanket

When a welsh man is having sex with a sheep. Before his release he pulls out, rolls the sheep on its back, then ejaculates on the sheep's stomach. Following ejaculation he rolls around on the ground stomach to stomach with the sheep.

I caught Joe performing a wool blanket with my sheep this morning... I had to put daisy down!

by ClamKnuckler May 20, 2014

WTF blanket

n. That stupid blanket called the "Snuggie". It's actually a robe worn backwards.

OMG, mary has a "WTF blanket". What a dumbass. She could've just bought a blanket, or worn her robe backwards. What a douche.

by Too GreD February 10, 2009

Veiny Blanket

The act of stretching out your scrotum and covering someones face with it.

He was sleeping like an angel, until his roommate brought a veiny blanket down on his face.

by air vanilla November 16, 2010

blanket buddies

Someone who you want to cuddle in a blanket with.

Bob: Hey girl, do you want to be blanket buddies?
Stacy: Hell nah bitch, I don't wanna cuddle with yo ugly ass.

by shexibeast420blaze$ December 9, 2016